People Are "Turned On" By The Smokey Bear Balloon At The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade And It's Something To Be Grateful For This Season

    "Why is the Smokey Bear balloon kind of a dilf?"

    Sarah Aspler
    by Sarah Aspler

    BuzzFeed Staff, Canada

    The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is always known for its incredible floats and balloons...

    Tom Turkey leads the annual parade
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    But this year, we got a little bit more than we might've expected from our dear childhood friend, Smokey Bear.

    This year's shirtless Smokey Bear balloon
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    That's right! We got some full-on pectoral action and people were simply not prepared for it.

    Chaos Goddess she/her @yourbirdgirl

    SINCE WHEN IS SMOKEY BEAR ZADDY BAIT

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    And Twitter is absolutely losing it over the new-found attraction/confusion they're feeling:

    natalie @nataliekokay

    Smokey Bear is really bringing daddy vibes and I’m here for it #MacysThanksgivingParade

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    Matty P @Mattypbebe

    The Smokey Bear simping is the best part of this Thanksgiving 🐻

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    Vance ♡ @angel_cummies

    Aye yo why did Smokey bear have a defined chest??

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    liv 🍂 | twd spoilers @grimeskywalkers

    me when smokey bear shows up

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    Lennon Aragon @lennon_aragon

    Why is the Smokey Bear balloon kind of a dilf🧐

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    Like, I—

    Colin Rourke @ballin_rourke

    Okay Smokey Bear can get it

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    That's all, folks! You can go ahead and pass your phone over to your grandma now at the Thanksgiving table.

    Oh, and remember: Only you can prevent forest fires 🔥 🔥 🔥

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