People Are "Turned On" By The Smokey Bear Balloon At The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade And It's Something To Be Grateful For This Season

    "Why is the Smokey Bear balloon kind of a dilf?"

    The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is always known for its incredible floats and balloons...

    Tom Turkey leads the annual parade

    But this year, we got a little bit more than we might've expected from our dear childhood friend, Smokey Bear.

    This year's shirtless Smokey Bear balloon

    That's right! We got some full-on pectoral action and people were simply not prepared for it.

    Twitter: @yourbirdgirl / Via @yourbirdgirl

    And Twitter is absolutely losing it over the new-found attraction/confusion they're feeling:

    Smokey Bear is really bringing daddy vibes and I’m here for it #MacysThanksgivingParade

    Twitter: @nataliekokay / Via @nataliekokay

    The Smokey Bear simping is the best part of this Thanksgiving 🐻

    Twitter: @Mattypbebe / Via @Mattypbebe

    Aye yo why did Smokey bear have a defined chest??

    Twitter: @angel_cummies / Via @angel_cummies
    Twitter: @grimeskywalkers / Via @grimeskywalkers

    Why is the Smokey Bear balloon kind of a dilf🧐

    Twitter: @lennon_aragon / Via @lennon_aragon

    Like, I—

    Twitter: @ballin_rourke / Via @ballin_rourke

    That's all, folks! You can go ahead and pass your phone over to your grandma now at the Thanksgiving table.

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