15 Signs You're Eating Dinner

    Is there a plate in front of you? Is it dark out?

    1. You're seated in a chair.

    2. There's a plate in front of you.

    3. There's food on the plate.

    4. It's dark outside.

    5. The food's probably not waffles.

    6. Table's where you are.

    7. You're not swimming.

    8. Maybe you have a fork.

    9. Who ARE these people?

    10. Oh, you're at home.

    11. Or maybe you're at a restaurant!

    12. You totally have a napkin.

    13. Nobody's chasing you.

    14. Later you'll be asleep.

    15. Soup course!