1.
You're seated in a chair.
2.
There's a plate in front of you.
3.
There's food on the plate.
5.
The food's probably not waffles.
6.
Table's where you are.
8.
Maybe you have a fork.
11.
Or maybe you're at a restaurant!
12.
You totally have a napkin.
13.
Nobody's chasing you.
14.
Later you'll be asleep.