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    100 Campaigns Slogan Sure To Get You Elected

    Get your message across with one of these powerful, pro-America messages.

    Every strong candidate needs a strong slogan.

    Here are dozens of options guaranteed to get you elected!

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    1. Behold The Gorgeous Fjords Of America

    2. USA? More Like USGreat

    3. Mourning In America

    4. Let's Get Sweaty, America

    5. Moving Forward, Slightly

    6. Let's Make Canada Our Own

    7. America On, Clothes Off

    8. Free Cars For Everyone

    9. Tippecanoe and Tyler Too 2

    10. The Time Is Nigh, Sinners

    11. I Swear To God I Will Kill Myself If I Don't Win

    12. 54-40oz to Freedom

    13. Come Get Some (Freedom)

    14. USA = U Stink, America

    15. No More Wars!

    16. No, More Wars!

    17. The Choice Of A New Generation

    18. This Time, It's Personal

    19. Onward, Upward, And Backward

    20. I'd Vote For You If You Were Running

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    21. Vote For Me And I'll Stop Bugging You, I Swear

    22. Hopes, Dreams, And A Whole Lotta' Butts

    23. Deport The Poor

    24. More America For More Americans

    25. Isn't It Time We Had A Big, Fat Slob In The White House?

    26. [ANYTHING IN SPANISH]

    27. Clean, Clear, And Under Control

    28. Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Coffee

    29.Listen Up, Idiots

    30. You're Gonna Like The Way You Vote, I Guarantee It

    31. Get Off Me! Get Off Me!

    32. Oh, Like You Could Do A Better Job?

    33. Look, I Don't Like America Any More Than You Do

    34. If Aliens Attack, I Am Ready

    35. I Like My America Like I Like My Coffee: Boiling Hot

    36. Now That's What I Call A President Vol. 45!

    37. Inbox Zero For Everyone

    38. Goth-In-Chief

    39. Lower Taxes, Higher Taxes? You Tell Me.

    40. Taxin' And Relaxin'

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    41. Dead And Loving It

    42. Bringing Us Closer To The Mad Max Future Than Anyone Else

    43. The Free Apple Watch Candidate

    44. Allergic To Taxes

    45. Parental Advisory: Explicit President

    46. I. Don't. Read.

    47. Sleep. Sleep, My Sweet Children.

    48. Say "Ruff Ruff!" To Dog Suffrage

    49. Anything Goes

    50. Ghosts Are Real

    51. The Fantastical, Fabularious, Phantasmagorical Candidate

    52. Vote HAM

    53. The Time Is Soon-Ish

    54. This song will become the anthem of your underground /

    You're two floors down getting high in the back room /

    If I flooded out your house, do you think you'd make it out /

    or would you burn up before the water filled your lungs?

    55. I Can't Be Killed

    56. Hot Chicks And Rad Tricks

    57. Feelin' Slick

    58. Keeping America Safe If Possible

    59. Close Our Borders And Our Barnes & Nobles

    60. Hidin' & Slidin'

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    61. Keep America Sexy

    62. Resistance Is Futile

    63. Reality Shows For Everyone

    64. Safety. Security. Sassiness.

    65. The Kardashian Kandidate

    66. In It To Twin It

    67. $$$

    68. Hunker In Your Bunker

    69. I H8 Nerds

    70. Give Me That .Gov Email Address

    71. More Like "Free-Dumb"

    72. Keeping It Real

    73. Please Give Me A Chance

    74. An America Even You Can Believe In

    75. A Promise So Vague No One Could Break It

    76. We're Doing Pretty Good, Aren't We?

    77. I'm Changing My Name To Thomas Jefferson

    78. My Dad Could Beat Up Your Dad

    79. Vote For Me, I'll Make Reba VP

    80. I'll Just Sit Here Quietly

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    81. Fuck The Haters

    82. Why Not, America?

    83. The Party Candidate For A Party Country

    84. I'll Drink You Under A Table Of Your Choice

    85. Screaming Until I Get What I Want

    86. Dance With The Devil In The Pale Moonlight

    87. Not The President We Deserve, The President We Need Right Now

    88. Less Evil Than I Could Be

    89. If I Win, I'll Get A Crazy Face Tattoo

    90. Only Running To Impress Girls I Went To High School With

    91. Power. Prestige. Passion. Watch Empire, Wednesday Nights On Fox

    92. I Just Can't Wait To Be King

    93. Vote 4: Me

    94. Yes We American

    95. For More Years?

    96. Don't Not Forget To Vote For Me On Opposite Day!

    97. You All Everybody

    98. Me? President? Sure, I Guess.

    99. Just Crazy Enough To Work

    100. Is That Your Final Answer?

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