1. This Grindr profile that is a million times sexier than any shirtless torso you've ever seen:
2. When that twinkling elevator music comes on and you can barely contain your excitement:
3. The start of every Barefoot Contessa episode:
4. This hilarious mashup that needs to happen:
5. When you're finally onto her dark secret:
ina garten has had nine "jeffrey's. she is wearing them out faster and faster these days. she is growing too powerful
