back to top

34 Meanings Of Boys' Names That You Really Need To Know

Take it from Urban Dictionary, you should date a Chris.

Posted on

1. Calvin

Call him Commando Calvin!
urbandictionary.com

Call him Commando Calvin!

2. Alex

He must pay his rent on time.
urbandictionary.com

He must pay his rent on time.

3. Robert

Someone get Robert a stick of gum, ASAP!!!
urbandictionary.com

Someone get Robert a stick of gum, ASAP!!!

4. Nick

Nick would make a great Uber driver.
urbandictionary.com

Nick would make a great Uber driver.

5. Brian

Brians sound... intense.
urbandictionary.com

Brians sound... intense.

6. Chris

TL;DR: We all need a Chris in our lives.
urbandictionary.com

TL;DR: We all need a Chris in our lives.

7. Dave

Good to know!
urbandictionary.com

Good to know!

8. Patrick

But it does...

9. Colin

Hide your cats and dogs when Colin is around, apparently.
urbandictionary.com

Hide your cats and dogs when Colin is around, apparently.

10. Michael

And probably eats Activia.
urbandictionary.com

And probably eats Activia.

11. Dan

Wait... what's wrong with Kesha?
urbandictionary.com

Wait... what's wrong with Kesha?

12. Steve

Makes you look at Steve Carrell in a different way, doesn't it?
urbandictionary.com

Makes you look at Steve Carrell in a different way, doesn't it?

13. Ben

Ben there... done that!
urbandictionary.com

Ben there... done that!

14. Adam

So the Bible tells me so.
urbandictionary.com

So the Bible tells me so.

15. Eric

ELT with a Coke, please!
urbandictionary.com

ELT with a Coke, please!

16. Jeff

Jeff knows what's UP.
urbandictionary.com

Jeff knows what's UP.

17. Andrew

You know what they say about guys with giant hands... they're named Andrew.
urbandictionary.com

You know what they say about guys with giant hands... they're named Andrew.

18. Matt

Matts seem pretty awesome, TBH.
urbandictionary.com

Matts seem pretty awesome, TBH.

19. Harry

Harry is a juggernaut!
urbandictionary.com

Harry is a juggernaut!

20. Joe

Someone needs to lend Joe a hand.
urbandictionary.com

Someone needs to lend Joe a hand.

21. George

Well, that certainly explains the American Revolution.
urbandictionary.com

Well, that certainly explains the American Revolution.

22. John

John needs a Gatorade, ASAP.
urbandictionary.com

John needs a Gatorade, ASAP.

23. Keith

Beware the redhead Keiths of the world!
urbandictionary.com

Beware the redhead Keiths of the world!

24. Kevin

Kevin needs to be house trained.
urbandictionary.com

Kevin needs to be house trained.

25. Christian

Fun fact: Not all Christians are Christian!
urbandictionary.com

Fun fact: Not all Christians are Christian!

26. James

I mustache you a question James, but I'll shave it for later.
urbandictionary.com

I mustache you a question James, but I'll shave it for later.

27. Mark

Where my Jessicas at?!?!
urbandictionary.com

Where my Jessicas at?!?!

28. Peter

Peter will wait three hours to text you back and probably roots for the Cleveland Browns, but at least he'll make you smile!
urbandictionary.com

Peter will wait three hours to text you back and probably roots for the Cleveland Browns, but at least he'll make you smile!

29. Zach

My question: Does he ever get out of the corn maze?
urbandictionary.com

My question: Does he ever get out of the corn maze?

30. Ryan

But what do you call a Ryan outside a movie theater?
urbandictionary.com

But what do you call a Ryan outside a movie theater?

31. Sam

I agree with this one.
urbandictionary.com

I agree with this one.

32. Tom

Well, that wasn't HARD to define.
urbandictionary.com

Well, that wasn't HARD to define.

33. Trevor

~The more you know.~
urbandictionary.com

~The more you know.~

34. Will

TL;DR: Do not get in the way of a Will.
urbandictionary.com

TL;DR: Do not get in the way of a Will.

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right
The best things at three price points