Buzz·Feb 4, 201534 Meanings Of Boys' Names That You Really Need To KnowTake it from Urban Dictionary, you should date a Chris.by Sam StrykerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Calvin urbandictionary.com Call him Commando Calvin! 2. Alex urbandictionary.com He must pay his rent on time. 3. Robert urbandictionary.com Someone get Robert a stick of gum, ASAP!!! 4. Nick urbandictionary.com Nick would make a great Uber driver. 5. Brian urbandictionary.com Brians sound... intense. 6. Chris urbandictionary.com TL;DR: We all need a Chris in our lives. 7. Dave urbandictionary.com Good to know! 8. Patrick urbandictionary.com But it does... 9. Colin urbandictionary.com Hide your cats and dogs when Colin is around, apparently. 10. Michael urbandictionary.com And probably eats Activia. 11. Dan urbandictionary.com Wait... what's wrong with Kesha? 12. Steve urbandictionary.com Makes you look at Steve Carrell in a different way, doesn't it? 13. Ben urbandictionary.com Ben there... done that! 14. Adam urbandictionary.com So the Bible tells me so. 15. Eric urbandictionary.com ELT with a Coke, please! 16. Jeff urbandictionary.com Jeff knows what's UP. 17. Andrew urbandictionary.com You know what they say about guys with giant hands... they're named Andrew. 18. Matt urbandictionary.com Matts seem pretty awesome, TBH. 19. Harry urbandictionary.com Harry is a juggernaut! 20. Joe urbandictionary.com Someone needs to lend Joe a hand. 21. George urbandictionary.com Well, that certainly explains the American Revolution. 22. John urbandictionary.com John needs a Gatorade, ASAP. 23. Keith urbandictionary.com Beware the redhead Keiths of the world! 24. Kevin urbandictionary.com Kevin needs to be house trained. 25. Christian urbandictionary.com Fun fact: Not all Christians are Christian! 26. James urbandictionary.com I mustache you a question James, but I'll shave it for later. 27. Mark urbandictionary.com Where my Jessicas at?!?! 28. Peter urbandictionary.com Peter will wait three hours to text you back and probably roots for the Cleveland Browns, but at least he'll make you smile! 29. Zach urbandictionary.com My question: Does he ever get out of the corn maze? 30. Ryan urbandictionary.com But what do you call a Ryan outside a movie theater? 31. Sam urbandictionary.com I agree with this one. 32. Tom urbandictionary.com Well, that wasn't HARD to define. 33. Trevor urbandictionary.com ~The more you know.~ 34. Will urbandictionary.com TL;DR: Do not get in the way of a Will.