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    Feb 4, 2015

    34 Meanings Of Boys' Names That You Really Need To Know

    Take it from Urban Dictionary, you should date a Chris.

    1. Calvin

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    Call him Commando Calvin!

    2. Alex

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    He must pay his rent on time.

    3. Robert

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    Someone get Robert a stick of gum, ASAP!!!

    4. Nick

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    Nick would make a great Uber driver.

    5. Brian

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    Brians sound... intense.

    6. Chris

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    TL;DR: We all need a Chris in our lives.

    7. Dave

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    Good to know!

    8. Patrick

    9. Colin

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    Hide your cats and dogs when Colin is around, apparently.

    10. Michael

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    And probably eats Activia.

    11. Dan

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    Wait... what's wrong with Kesha?

    12. Steve

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    Makes you look at Steve Carrell in a different way, doesn't it?

    13. Ben

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    Ben there... done that!

    14. Adam

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    So the Bible tells me so.

    15. Eric

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    ELT with a Coke, please!

    16. Jeff

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    Jeff knows what's UP.

    17. Andrew

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    You know what they say about guys with giant hands... they're named Andrew.

    18. Matt

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    Matts seem pretty awesome, TBH.

    19. Harry

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    Harry is a juggernaut!

    20. Joe

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    Someone needs to lend Joe a hand.

    21. George

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    Well, that certainly explains the American Revolution.

    22. John

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    John needs a Gatorade, ASAP.

    23. Keith

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    Beware the redhead Keiths of the world!

    24. Kevin

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    Kevin needs to be house trained.

    25. Christian

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    Fun fact: Not all Christians are Christian!

    26. James

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    I mustache you a question James, but I'll shave it for later.

    27. Mark

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    Where my Jessicas at?!?!

    28. Peter

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    Peter will wait three hours to text you back and probably roots for the Cleveland Browns, but at least he'll make you smile!

    29. Zach

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    My question: Does he ever get out of the corn maze?

    30. Ryan

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    But what do you call a Ryan outside a movie theater?

    31. Sam

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    I agree with this one.

    32. Tom

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    Well, that wasn't HARD to define.

    33. Trevor

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    ~The more you know.~

    34. Will

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    TL;DR: Do not get in the way of a Will.

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