Do you currently go to Notre Dame?Did you attend Notre Dame?Did you play a varsity sport at Notre Dame?Were you on the football team?Were you the quarterback of the football team?Were you on a RecSports, club, and/or intramural team?Did you just wonder, does “Bookstore Basketball count?”?Did you play Bookstore Basketball?Do you love picking out a team name for Bookstore Basketball?Have you hooked up with a varsity athlete?Were you in the marching band?Have you prayed at the Grotto?Have you been to Mass at the Basilica?Have you been to your own dorm’s Mass?Have you been to another dorm’s Mass?Do you own The Shirt?Do you own multiple versions of The Shirt?Do you have a strong opinion on the color of The Shirt?Were you emotionally excited about the switch to Under Armour?Have you sat in the student section?Have you been drunk in the student section?Have you been involved in the Senior Marshmallow Fight in the student section?Have you ever rushed the field?Have you ever been yelled at by a stadium usher?Have you ever travelled to an away game?Did you know that Finni’s is spelled with an “I” and not a “Y” at the end?Have you danced to “Walking On Broken Glass” at Finni’s?Have you danced in The Cage at Fever?Do you call Fever “Feve”?Have you burnt your mouth of Vesuvio’s Pizza?Have you had a Long Island Slushie from Club 23?Have you had a drink spilled on you at CJ’s?Have you drank on the porch at Corby’s?Do you have a favorite cab driver?Have you broken parietals?Have you been ResLife’d?Have you been featured in “Question of the Day” in The Observer?Have you written a Viewpoint in The Observer?Did you study abroad in London?Did you go on the Booze Cruise in London?Do you have a strong preference for SDH or NDH?Do you think John in South is the best?Are you obsessed with Friday Fajitas in North?Also, the omelet bar in either DH?Do you have a strong opinion about the dining halls not serving meat on Fridays during Lent?Have you had your ID card replaced?Have you ever been to Reckers drunk at 3 a.m. on a weekend?Is the drunk Reckers line the bane of your existence?Have you been to an SYR?Have you been to an SYR hammered?Do you own a North Face or Patagonia?Do you own Uggs?Do you own Sperrys?Do you strongly identify with your dorm?Do you embody stereotypes of your dorm?Do you have a strong opinion about Zahm?Have you sweated profusely in a dorm party?Have you hosted a dorm party?Have you danced to “All I Want For Christmas Is You” at a dorm and/or house party?Do you get irrationally excited about Christmas?Have you been to an ugly sweater party?Have you been on an Appalachia service trip over fall or spring break?Do/did you live off-campus as a senior?Did you live in Irish Row senior year?Did you move to Chicago after graduation, or plan to?Have you been in a long-term relationship with another student?Did you “ring by spring”?Do you know someone who got the “ring by spring”?Have you been to Pigtostal?Have you been to Pigtostal, but only remember bits and pieces of it?Have you been upset about the University’s choice of commencement speaker?Have you run the Holy Half?Have you completed the Hesburgh Challenge?Have you interacted with a squirrel on campus?Have you been to Dudefest or Babetostal?Did you then proceed to crash the other (Dudefest or Babetostal)?Have you had a drink on the steps of Main Building the night of graduation?Do you hate USC?Also, do you hate Michigan?Are you in Mendoza?If you’re not in Mendoza, do you like to talk about how you’re not in Mendoza?Have you switched majors?Has DARTing caused you severe anxiety?Do you only go to the library around midterms and finals?Do you love to bitch about the weather?And the football team?And other things that only relate to Notre Dame, like parietals?But there is nowhere else you would rather go to or have gone to school, right?Do you love Fr. Hesburgh?And most important, do you love thee, Notre Dame?
How Notre Dame Are You?
How Notre Dame Are You?
You aren't much of a Domer, are you? That's alright, there is time to fix that. But you better start moving fast!
You're somewhat of a Domer, as anyone who has braved the Reckers line will know. But there is plenty of room to grow. Your best bet is to start majoring in finance, and hit the bookstore hard!
You're sort of Notre Dame, but you can certainly do more! You have the basics down, like being a big football fan. But you need to get the smaller stuff, like DARTing. Maybe consider training for the Holy Half!
You're pretty ND, in the sense that you run the show in one of the 29 dorms (just pray that you aren't Zahm's rector). You aren't afraid to get down and dirty. But don't be afraid to be even more IRISH.
Yeah, you're fairly ND. ESPECIALLY on weekends. Pour yourself a beer, and pat yourself on the back. Although, when it comes to tailgating, don't go TOO hard.
You have a hard job, thanks to all the craziness that happens on campus. Just handling Viewpoint wars is practically a full-time job. But that just makes you very, very Irish!
You're pretty much capable of running ND's football team, and that involves more than just showing up to the Stadium every Saturday. You should be proud — you're BIG at ND. Let's just hope you're more Brian Kelly and less Charlie Weis.
Wow. Congrats. This is a BIG honor. Not many people can say they are almost as big at Notre Dame as Fr. Hesburgh, but you can. You may not have a building named after you... yet... But it's only a matter of time.
Wow. This is it, the big honor. It's one of the most important jobs in America, right after being the president or Oprah. You run the show every Saturday on the field. Congrats. You can't get more Irish than that.