1. First of all, here's what LGBT *really* stands for:
LGBT: Let's Get Burgers Together
2. And what Pride is REALLY about:
Happy Pride Month aka Carly Rae Jepsen Appreciation Month
3. Here's what it's like being queer in a nutshell:
the queer experience
4. And our permanent 2017 mood:
Happy Pride I'm still queer and angry
5. When the floor isn't lava, but it's something even worse:
THE FLOOR IS HETEROSEXUALITY
6. Like, really...why are str8 PPL so pressed?
7. Really, really pressed:
Me: Happy Pride to all the gays 🌈 Straight person:
8. Like, we've all been here before:
The Straights™: *been using "gay" as an insult forever LGBT: *makes a joke about str8 people* The Straights™: HOW DARE U WHAT ABOUT EQUALITY
9. And while we're at it, cheers to the Babadook being a queer icon now:
happy pride month from queer icon the babadook
10. We're all BabaSHOOK:
The Babadook celebrated his first pride this year
11. This important warning:
straight people who try to talk to me during pride month are committing a hate crime
12. Basically, how to spend all 30 days of June:
me during all of pride month in June
13. But we'll all settle for this:
you: it's june me, an intellectual: it's pride month
14. Because this is how we all are:
me: my sexuality doesn't define me me during pride month: wearing my gayest outfit, draped in a pride flag, pride stickers everywhere
15. Like, we're extra to the extra'th degree:
Me at work during Pride month:
16. This important warning:
homophobic dudes should remember that there are millions of potential LGBT members in their testicles right now
17. And this equally as important question:
Counterpoint: Why would you want to?
18. You during your first Pride...
Going to your first Pride after coming out
19. ...vs. You when you're a seasoned Pride veteran:
Financially supporting Pride now that you're an adult with coins
20. When you have to clarify your sexuality:
me when someone asks if i'm straight
21. When someone says being queer is a sin:
You guys concentrate on celebrating Gay Pride. I'll cover Gay Sloth, Gay Gluttony, Gay Anger, Gay Envy, Gay Greed and Gay Lust for you.
22. And you know you're a big deal when you've got Smash Mouth's support:
#HappyPrideMonth #Pride2017
23. Here's to ALLLLLLL the colors of the rainbow:
Queer is a great word that can mean "long term straight partner but some experimental flirting" or "gay but reads critical theory"
24. And finally, not a *funny* tweet, but an incredibly important sentiment:
remember what it felt like when you saw a queer person owning it, and it gave you permission to be yourself? You're that person to someone