If it’s 60 degrees, it’s sweater weather. Below 60, and you better put on that parka.
3. “Street Parking”
In the real world, street parking is just that — parking in the streets. In Los Angeles, it is the city’s equivalent of The Hunger Games. May the odds be ever in your favor.
4. “Secret Menu”
Secrets, secrets are no fun if you do not tell everyone. The burger mecca that is In-N-Out has a not-so-secret menu on its website.
In the real world, hiking is a strenuous physical activity. In L.A., you put on makeup and your best workout clothes before heading out to Runyon Canyon.
In the real world, pizza is covered in gooey, greasy cheese. In Los Angeles, it’s vegan, gluten-free, and fun-free.
For most people, rain means you grab an umbrella and carry on with your daily life. In Los Angeles, people lose their shit even when it sprinkles because it is a surefire sign the apocalypse is nigh.
For most, kale is a leafy green vegetable rich in vitamins and calcium. In Los Angeles, kale is a gastronomical cult with health-crazed members who have been tricked into sacrificing taste for “health.”
19. “The Beach”
For most common folk, it’s a dream vacation destination. In L.A., it’s right next door, but you never go as often as you should.
20. “Food shopping”
Los Angeles code for “I’m going to the farmers’ market.” If it’s cold outside, it could mean heading to Trader Joe’s instead.
For the rest of the world, it’s a far-off concept of a perfect, blissful destination. In L.A., it’s the here and now.
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