Lana Del Rey Has Joined A Coven Of Witches Trying To Hex Donald Trump

    This is the America we live in.

    In case you Muggles missed it, witches around the world are casting a "binding spell" on midnight Friday against President Donald Trump.

    The planned spell-casting has caught the interest of non-magical people worldwide...

    Me: idk man I don't believe in witchcraft News: Witches worldwide are planning to cast a spell on Donald Trump Me:

    ...including none other than pop songstress/coffee enthusiast Lana Del Rey! She shared a picture of herself with four dates of the waning crescent ritual day when spell-casting will occur (unless we have a President Mike Pence by then).

    At the stroke of midnight Feb 24, March 26, April 24, May 23 ❤️ Ingredients can b found online 🍰

    Oh, and that black gown looks totally coven worthy!

    And the ingredients Lana mentions? Well, they shouldn't be too hard to find if you want to join her and witches worldwide:

    Seriously, who WOULDN'T want to have Lana in their coven?