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Lana Del Rey Has Joined A Coven Of Witches Trying To Hex Donald Trump

This is the America we live in.

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The planned spell-casting has caught the interest of non-magical people worldwide...

Me: idk man I don't believe in witchcraft News: Witches worldwide are planning to cast a spell on Donald Trump Me:

...including none other than pop songstress/coffee enthusiast Lana Del Rey! She shared a picture of herself with four dates of the waning crescent ritual day when spell-casting will occur (unless we have a President Mike Pence by then).

At the stroke of midnight Feb 24, March 26, April 24, May 23 ❤️ Ingredients can b found online 🍰

Oh, and that black gown looks totally coven worthy!