How Single Are You?
Dating schmating. You're single and don't give a crap. Yeah, there's probably some pizza sauce on your shirt, but if they can't handle you at your worst, they don't deserve you at your best, right?
For you, being single is an opportunity. Your calendar is always full and you have a regular schedule of dates. So what if you don't have a significant other? You're living singledom to the fullest.
OK, so you may not own any cats, but that's not the point. You've gotten a little too comfortable in your singledom. Maybe it's time to pull on some pants and put yourself out there.
Normally a steady dater, you might be in between relationships, but just for now. Being single is a foreign concept for you, and the novelty wears off fast. It's really a matter of if and not when you're off the market.
Hey there, champ! Being single to you is like breathing or falling asleep — it's second nature. You sort of have forgotten that the story of your love life is all "Me, Myself & I" and just keep plugging away. Romance may one day be in the cards for you, but that seems like a vague and far-off destination.
Don't you worry child! Yeah, you're not seeing anyone but it isn't the end of the world. You may be one of your only friends who isn't in a relationship, but you also try to put yourself out there. Dating may not be going so hot, but things have to get worse before they get better, right? RIGHT?
In your eyes, singledom isn't a state but a journey. All the games, flirtation, and dates are part of the adventure that is being single. One day you'll be tied down, so you're making the most of your time as a free bird.
Take a deep breath, but don't worry. Some things in life are certain: Death, taxes, and you being single. You were single when you emerged from your mother's womb and entered this world and there is a very good chance you might die single. But you don't let it get you down!
Perk up, buttercup! Common thoughts that run through your head are "Why am I single?" or "How am I single?" and "When will I not be single anymore?" 95 percent of your day is spent thinking about how you are single or ways to not be single. But calm down, you'll find your special someone... Someday. Maybe.