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How ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Are You Actually?

Throw your hands in the air 'cause you just don't care.

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    You don’t really “do” emotions.
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    Or worrying, for that matter.
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    And you don’t sweat the small stuff.
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    That’s because life is too short to worry.
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    You don’t feel like you have to order a salad on a first date.
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    Actually, you feel comfortable eating something messy on a date, like ribs or a taco.
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    Just in general, you eat whatever the hell you want because you fucking WANT TO.
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    Calories be damned, am I right?
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    You’re totally cool with skipping a shower.
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    Or brushing your teeth.
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    Or putting on deodorant.
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    You also don’t always feel like walking on the sidewalk.
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    The grass will do just fine.
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    Your resting bitch face game is STRONG.
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    As is your side eye.
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    And your sassy hair toss.
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    But most of all, you love doing that thing where you scrunch your mouth, shrug your shoulders, and maybe raise your hands in the air.
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    Translation: “What the FUCKING ever.”
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    You also feel comfortable wearing sunglasses indoors.
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    Following the rules isn’t really your strong suit.
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    And if you are a little bit late for something, it’s not the end of the world.
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    That’s because you’ll get there when you get there.
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    Procrastination is the name of the game, after all.
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    Sometimes, you put something that can’t be recycled in the recycling bin.
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    Why? Just because you felt like it.
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    When you were a kid, you didn’t always color between the lines.
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    And when a traffic light turns yellow, you speed up.
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    Also, when it comes to stop signs, you follow the policy of “No cop, no stop.”
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    And sometimes when you park, you’re a little over the line.
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    Jaywalking? It’s a thing.
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    You pee in pools.
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    Sometimes you get a little food on your face.
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    Or your clothes.
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    Or you spill a little coffee on yourself.
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    You’re ~over it~ pretty fast, though.
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    You don’t really lose sleep over anything.
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    “Whatever” is your preferred response in most situations.
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    Or maybe just giving someone the finger.
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    And you are capable of saying “whatever” with your eyes.
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    Actually, “whatever” isn’t just a word — it’s a lifestyle.
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    You’re comfortable pooping at the office.
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    And wearing sweatpants in public.
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    Also, if your outfit doesn’t match, it isn’t the end of the world.
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    You burp and fart in public, and won’t apologize for it.
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    You drink it straight, no chaser.
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    When someone is walking in your direction, you won’t move out of their way.
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    Actually, you just keep BARRELING ahead, collision be damned.
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    You don’t pay attention to the haters.
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    In fact, you laugh at them.
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    H8ers gonna h8!!!
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    That’s because it’s none of their goddamn business how you live your life.
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    Frustration is an emotion you are incapable of feeling.
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    You may be competitive, but at the end of the day, you really don’t care that much.
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    That’s because win or lose, you still booze.
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    You feel fine about taking the last slice of pizza.
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    And also cutting around brownies so you get a chewy piece.
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    You do what you want.
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    When you want.
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    And will ignore instructions if they run contrary to your plans.
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    You don’t look back.
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    That’s because it isn’t the direction you are going in.
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    Hakuna Matata.
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    Your excuse for everything is, “Sorry I’m not sorry.”
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    Most of the time, you give zero fucks.
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    Actually, you LITERALLY have run out of fucks to give.
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    “IDGAF” isn’t just an acronym, it’s a way of life.
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    But most of all you are eternally ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
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