How ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Are You Actually?

Throw your hands in the air ‘cause you just don’t care.

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  1. Check off everything that applies to you!
    1. You don’t really “do” emotions.
    2. Or worrying, for that matter.
    3. And you don’t sweat the small stuff.
    4. That’s because life is too short to worry.
    5. You don’t feel like you have to order a salad on a first date.
    6. Actually, you feel comfortable eating something messy on a date, like ribs or a taco.
    7. Just in general, you eat whatever the hell you want because you fucking WANT TO.
    8. Calories be damned, am I right?
    9. You’re totally cool with skipping a shower.
    10. Or brushing your teeth.
    11. Or putting on deodorant.
    12. You also don’t always feel like walking on the sidewalk.
    13. The grass will do just fine.
    14. Your resting bitch face game is STRONG.
    15. As is your side eye.
    16. And your sassy hair toss.
    17. But most of all, you love doing that thing where you scrunch your mouth, shrug your shoulders, and maybe raise your hands in the air.
    18. Translation: “What the FUCKING ever.”
    19. You also feel comfortable wearing sunglasses indoors.
    20. Following the rules isn’t really your strong suit.
    21. And if you are a little bit late for something, it’s not the end of the world.
    22. That’s because you’ll get there when you get there.
    23. Procrastination is the name of the game, after all.
    24. Sometimes, you put something that can’t be recycled in the recycling bin.
    25. Why? Just because you felt like it.
    26. When you were a kid, you didn’t always color between the lines.
    27. And when a traffic light turns yellow, you speed up.
    28. Also, when it comes to stop signs, you follow the policy of “No cop, no stop.”
    29. And sometimes when you park, you’re a little over the line.
    30. Jaywalking? It’s a thing.
    31. You pee in pools.
    32. Sometimes you get a little food on your face.
    33. Or your clothes.
    34. Or you spill a little coffee on yourself.
    35. You’re ~over it~ pretty fast, though.
    36. You don’t really lose sleep over anything.
    37. “Whatever” is your preferred response in most situations.
    38. Or maybe just giving someone the finger.
    39. And you are capable of saying “whatever” with your eyes.
    40. Actually, “whatever” isn’t just a word — it’s a lifestyle.
    41. You’re comfortable pooping at the office.
    42. And wearing sweatpants in public.
    43. Also, if your outfit doesn’t match, it isn’t the end of the world.
    44. You burp and fart in public, and won’t apologize for it.
    45. You drink it straight, no chaser.
    46. When someone is walking in your direction, you won’t move out of their way.
    47. Actually, you just keep BARRELING ahead, collision be damned.
    48. You don’t pay attention to the haters.
    49. In fact, you laugh at them.
    50. H8ers gonna h8!!!
    51. That’s because it’s none of their goddamn business how you live your life.
    52. Frustration is an emotion you are incapable of feeling.
    53. You may be competitive, but at the end of the day, you really don’t care that much.
    54. That’s because win or lose, you still booze.
    55. You feel fine about taking the last slice of pizza.
    56. And also cutting around brownies so you get a chewy piece.
    57. You do what you want.
    58. When you want.
    59. And will ignore instructions if they run contrary to your plans.
    60. You don’t look back.
    61. That’s because it isn’t the direction you are going in.
    62. Hakuna Matata.
    63. Your excuse for everything is, “Sorry I’m not sorry.”
    64. Most of the time, you give zero fucks.
    65. Actually, you LITERALLY have run out of fucks to give.
    66. “IDGAF” isn’t just an acronym, it’s a way of life.
    67. But most of all you are eternally ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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