How ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Are You Actually?

Throw your hands in the air 'cause you just don't care.

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    You don’t really “do” emotions.
    Or worrying, for that matter.
    And you don’t sweat the small stuff.
    That’s because life is too short to worry.
    You don’t feel like you have to order a salad on a first date.
    Actually, you feel comfortable eating something messy on a date, like ribs or a taco.
    Just in general, you eat whatever the hell you want because you fucking WANT TO.
    Calories be damned, am I right?
    You’re totally cool with skipping a shower.
    Or brushing your teeth.
    Or putting on deodorant.
    You also don’t always feel like walking on the sidewalk.
    The grass will do just fine.
    Your resting bitch face game is STRONG.
    As is your side eye.
    And your sassy hair toss.
    But most of all, you love doing that thing where you scrunch your mouth, shrug your shoulders, and maybe raise your hands in the air.
    Translation: “What the FUCKING ever.”
    You also feel comfortable wearing sunglasses indoors.
    Following the rules isn’t really your strong suit.
    And if you are a little bit late for something, it’s not the end of the world.
    That’s because you’ll get there when you get there.
    Procrastination is the name of the game, after all.
    Sometimes, you put something that can’t be recycled in the recycling bin.
    Why? Just because you felt like it.
    When you were a kid, you didn’t always color between the lines.
    And when a traffic light turns yellow, you speed up.
    Also, when it comes to stop signs, you follow the policy of “No cop, no stop.”
    And sometimes when you park, you’re a little over the line.
    Jaywalking? It’s a thing.
    You pee in pools.
    Sometimes you get a little food on your face.
    Or your clothes.
    Or you spill a little coffee on yourself.
    You’re ~over it~ pretty fast, though.
    You don’t really lose sleep over anything.
    “Whatever” is your preferred response in most situations.
    Or maybe just giving someone the finger.
    And you are capable of saying “whatever” with your eyes.
    Actually, “whatever” isn’t just a word — it’s a lifestyle.
    You’re comfortable pooping at the office.
    And wearing sweatpants in public.
    Also, if your outfit doesn’t match, it isn’t the end of the world.
    You burp and fart in public, and won’t apologize for it.
    You drink it straight, no chaser.
    When someone is walking in your direction, you won’t move out of their way.
    Actually, you just keep BARRELING ahead, collision be damned.
    You don’t pay attention to the haters.
    In fact, you laugh at them.
    H8ers gonna h8!!!
    That’s because it’s none of their goddamn business how you live your life.
    Frustration is an emotion you are incapable of feeling.
    You may be competitive, but at the end of the day, you really don’t care that much.
    That’s because win or lose, you still booze.
    You feel fine about taking the last slice of pizza.
    And also cutting around brownies so you get a chewy piece.
    You do what you want.
    When you want.
    And will ignore instructions if they run contrary to your plans.
    You don’t look back.
    That’s because it isn’t the direction you are going in.
    Hakuna Matata.
    Your excuse for everything is, “Sorry I’m not sorry.”
    Most of the time, you give zero fucks.
    Actually, you LITERALLY have run out of fucks to give.
    “IDGAF” isn’t just an acronym, it’s a way of life.
    But most of all you are eternally ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Are You Actually?

You're not that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯! You're focused, intense, and emotional. You care what other people think about you, and that's totally fine! Not everyone SHOULD be super-duper chill, and you are awesome jus the way you are. Just remember to relax sometimes, OK?

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You're sort of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯! Sometimes you are chill, but you also care what other people think about you, and that is fine! You take a balanced approach to life, and you are totally rocking it. Just remember, it's OK to not sweat the small stuff all the time.

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You're definitely ¯\_(ツ)_/¯! You're a total rock star — I mean, when you are as rad as you are, it is hard not to notice it. You give minimal fucks, and your life is pretty ~chill~ because of that. Keep on doing you!

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You're SO ¯\_(ツ)_/¯! You're practically the most chill you can be, and it's working pretty well for you, isn't it! You've tuned out the haters and are just living your life, and it's pretty awesome. Never change!

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You're absolutely 100% ¯\_(ツ)_/¯!!! It's been scientifically proven that you cannot give less fucks, because you are the awesomest, if that's even a word. Being ~rad~ and ~chill~ is the name of your game, so keep on playing it. You're winning at life, not that you care! Keep on doing your thang!

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