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How "College" Are You Actually?

Finally, a keg stand actually counts for something.

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    You like to have fun.
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    You like to have fun, with alcohol.
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    You like to have fun, with alcohol AND friends.
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    You have pulled an all-nighter.
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    You have stayed out all night partying with friends.
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    You have closed down the bar.
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    You go out on the weekends.
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    You also go out on Thursdays.
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    Wednesdays, too.
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    And some Tuesdays.
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    Occasionally, you may even go out on a Monday.
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    You've joined a club.
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    You've joined a fraternity or sorority.
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    Or maybe you're a GDI and damn proud.
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    You've taken a gender studies class.
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    You wrote a senior thesis, or plan on writing one.
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    You've hooked up with someone at your college.
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    You've hooked up with an upperclassmen when you were an underclassman.
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    You've hooked up with a varsity athlete.
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    You've taken a class outside your major.
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    You've visited a professor during office hours.
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    You've had a crush on a professor or TA.
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    You've had a crush on an RA.
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    You've gotten in trouble with an RA.
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    You've crashed a party.
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    You've attended a college sporting event.
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    You attend MOST of your college's sporting events.
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    You've written for your campus newspaper — a letter to the editor counts!
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    You've gone streaking on campus.
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    You've taken a picture with the on-campus monument. You know which one we're talking about.
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    You've taken a picture with your college mascot.
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    You've played an intramural sport.
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    You've held a leadership position within a club.
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    You like beer.
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    You drink EXCLUSIVELY cheap beer.
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    Cheap wine, too — Franzia and Two Buck Chuck.
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    You've made a first-semester friend.
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    You've become friends with someone who is completely different from you, and that's awesome.
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    You've hooked up with one of your friends.
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    You've hooked up in a weird spot on campus where you probably shouldn't have.
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    Like the library, for instance.
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    You've participated in a longtime campus tradition. You know the one!
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    You've dartied.
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    You've dartied, and gone out later in the evening.
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    You've sexiled your roommate.
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    You've been sexiled by your roommate.
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    You've had an argument with your roommate.
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    At some point, you've worried about the future or what you're doing with your life.
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    You've been to every college bar in town.
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    You've taken a class outside of your comfort zone.
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    You've declared a major, and you're excited about it!
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    You've done a keg stand.
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    You've played beer pong.
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    And flip cup.
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    And slap cup.
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    You've visited a friend at another college.
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    And a friend has visited you at school!
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    You've completed an internship.
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    You've been to a career fair.
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    You've gotten an "A" in a class.
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    You've failed a class.
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    Pizza is a large part of your diet.
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    Also, Kraft Easy Mac.
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    And don't forget the ramen noodles!
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    And also some cheap vodka, to wash it all down.
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    You've been on a service trip through your school.
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    You've hooked up with someone way out of your league.
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    And probably someone way BELOW your league.
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    You own clothing with your college's logo on it.
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    Actually, most of your clothing has your college logo on it.
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    You've attended a themed party.
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    You've thrown a themed party.
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    You've shopped at a thrift store for ironic clothing for said themed party.
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    You own an excessive amount of custom T-shirts.
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    You've ordered kegs for a party.
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    You've ordered too many kegs for a party.
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    You've eaten in your campus dining hall.
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    You've absolutely FEASTED in your campus dining hall.
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    You've slapped the bag.
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    You know what a DFMO is, and you have had at least one.
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    You will do anything for free food.
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    You've DEFINITELY attended a campus event for free food.
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    You own a pair of sweatpants.
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    Actually, sweatpants are a regular part of your uniform.
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    You own a futon.
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    You've shotgunned a beer.
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    You enjoy — well, have consumed — jungle juice.
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    You kept your student ID and keys on a lanyard as a freshman.
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    You own a bro tank.
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    You own SEVERAL bro tanks.
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    During the holidays, you have been to an ugly sweater party.
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    You've been to a formal.
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    You've been drunk at a formal.
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    You've been on spring break.
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    You've made lifelong friends.
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    You've had a moment where you wanted to cry, go home, or leave school because it's HARD.
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    You've pulled yourself together and come back stronger than ever.
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    You had or are having the time of your life.
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    You graduated, or plan on graduating.
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    You LOVE college.

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