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This Is What The Government Would Look Like If It Were Run By Disney Princesses

Nothing but respect for MY princess president!

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Have you ever wondered what our US government would be like if it were run by Disney Princesses? BECAUSE I HAVE. Ignoring the fact that most princesses aren't natural-born citizens/they're not old enough to hold the job/THEY ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS I actually think they'd do a pretty good job! Here's why.

President: Mulan

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As we learned in 2016, a lot of America is pretty uncomfortable with the idea of a female president, so Mulan should assuage that fear — she spent half a movie pretending to be a man! She also saved the entire nation of China, so I think she's more than qualified to be president.

Vice President: Elsa

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I'm just picturing her bursting into a loud rendition of "Let It Go" in the Oval Office every time she has a disagreement with President Mulan. So yes, Vice President Elsa has a nice ring to it.

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White House Chief of Staff: Jasmine

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Her father (the sultan) was pretty inept and only good at feeding crackers to a parrot. Jasmine basically ran the palace. The White House should be easy as pie.

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UN Ambassador: Ariel

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Has excellent penmanship (see her treaty with Ursula) so I feel like she would be great signing accords with other nations. Also, she signed away her voice, so she's used to listening to other people ramble on and on (a staple of UN meetings) while she has to sit and listen.

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