Hello, world! Earlier Friday Rob Kardashian, sole Kardashian brother, uploaded this picture to Instagram that seems to indicate his fiancé Blac Chyna has a Kardashian bun in her oven:
The proof, as they say, is in the emojis:
This is obviously a big deal because Rob's sister Kylie Jenner is dating the rapper Tyga, who is Blac Chyna's ex. Tyga and Blac Chyna ALSO have a kid together, King Cairo. WHEW, that was a lot.
*IF* Rob's tasteful Instagram emoji pregnancy announcement is true, that would mean King Cairo + Baby Kardashian will be both half-siblings *AND* step-cousins if both parties wed. Not to mention the fact that once Blac Chyna and Rob get married and IF Tyga and Kylie wed, King Cairo will be a son/nephew to both Tyga and Blac Chyna.
This ALSO means that because Rob is the sole male son in his family, in the medieval sense ONLY his children will carry on the Kardashian name. Which means Blac Chyna — not Kim, Khloé, or Kourtney — is birthing Kardashian babies in name.
For what it's worth, there has been a LONG history of drama between the Kardashian family and Blac Chyna (with guest appearances by Amber Rose, Kanye West, and others) but recent Snapchats uploaded by Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna SEEM to indicate that everything is cool between the parties.
Hopefully this will make for one big happy family, but we still have a serious question...
...is Kris Jenner freaking out in Calabasas right now, OR is she the mastermind behind this whole elaborate scheme?!?
UPDATE: And Blac Chyna has uploaded the *SAME* pregnancy emoji to Instagram, and tagged Rob over her expecting belly:
