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24 Things That Happen To People With Resting Bitch Face During Christmas

All I want for Christmas is you... to stop talking.

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2. You'll be asked to smile for family pictures, even though that's against your protocol.

3. So Christmas photos will look a lot like this.

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7. "Hey, are you still single?" Answer: resting bitch face.

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12. People will be upset when you open presents and you don't display over-the-top joy. But you ALWAYS look like this.

14. The only way you can possibly survive the throng of shoppers is to just give a cold, hard death glare. No smiling at the mall, EVER.

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16. And ESPECIALLY in the parking lot immediately after Midnight Mass.

19. It's bound to happen: SOMEONE will make a joke about you being on the Naughty List, just because of the face you're making.

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20. Or deliver a "You'll be getting coal" comment.

WOW SO ORIGINAL.

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24. AND THAT'S NOT ABOUT TO CHANGE FOR CHRISTMAS.