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29 Secrets Swimmers Won't Tell You

Spoiler alert: Everything smells like chlorine.

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1. You have absolutely no shame in being nearly naked around your friends and teammates.

When you have a swimmer's body, who cares?

3. Putting on a Fastskin suit takes at least twice as long as you think it does.

At least 20 minutes, if we're being honest.


5. If you're a guy swimmer, you secretly like the feeling of shaving your legs for championship season.

6. But if you're a lady swimmer, you have VERY mixed feelings about not shaving your legs for several months.

Jeans and leggings on repeat.

7. No matter how old you get, Sharks & Minnows will forever be your favorite pool game — and a great excuse to end practice early.



10. Swimcest is a very, very real thing.

The inter-team hookups are probably out of control, TBH.


13. And you feel like a total hot mess when you swim something other than your main events. Being a sprint freestyler trying to swim a 400 IM just doesn't end well.

There is no happy ending to this story.


22. You can try as hard as you want, but you will ALWAYS smell like chlorine.


26. Weird tan lines are just something you've gotten accustomed to.


28. Dryland workouts are really just proof that you were born to swim and not compete in any sports on land.

AS IF anyone else could be a swimmer, right?

29. And finally, it's practically guaranteed that your teammates will become your family.

Just keep swimming!