As any true cinephile knows, the 2004 seminal classic Mean Girls is scientifically proven to be the most quotable movie of all time. But the question remains: What are the BEST quotes from Mean Girls?
To answer this question, BuzzFeed employed a highly scientific equation — hereafter referred to as the "Fetch Factor" — in ranking quotes from Mean Girls. As such, these rankings should be considered binding and final — like the Burn Book.
71."On Oct. 3, he asked me what day it is." [out loud]: "It's Oct. 3."
70."Everyone in Africa can read Swedish."
69."Regina George is flawless."
68."This is the fertility vase of the Ndebele tribe. Does that mean anything to you."
67.“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”
66.“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”
65."Don't have sex, 'cause you will get pregnant...and die."
64."Made out with a hot dog? Oh my god, that was one time!"
63."Did you see a nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple."
62."Now I guess she's on crack."
61.“I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.”
60."How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?"
59."I hear her hair's insured for $10,000."
58.Gretchen: "My hairline is so weird." Regina: "My pores are huge." Karen: "My nail beds suck." Cady: "I have really bad breath in the morning."
57."It's like I have ESPN or something."
56.Damian: "Say 'crack' again." Janis: "Crack."
55."Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?"
54."Do you guys need anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know. Oh god, love you."
53."I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy."
52."She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus."
51."I really wanna lose three pounds."
50."I, like, invented her, you know what I mean?"
49."She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives."
Fetch Factor: I mean, it's fetch. Not exactly the most descriptive way to analyze Regina, but it gets the job done.
48."There's a 30% chance that it's already raining."
47."I'm a mouse, duh!"
46."She's a scum-sucking road whore. She ruined my life!"
45."These sweatpants are all that fit me right now."
44."I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that."
43."On Wednesdays, we wear pink."
42."Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!"
41."Don't let the haters stop you from doing your thang."
40.“Oh my god, Danny DeVito! I love your work!”
39."I don't think that my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this."
38."Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?"
37."In girl world, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
36.Cady: "Is there alcohol in this?" Mrs. George: "Oh god, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're gonna drink I'd rather you did it in the house."
35.“We only carry sizes one, three, and five. You could try Sears.”
34."Your hair looks so sexy pushed back."
33."I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you."
32."If you're from Africa, why are you white?"
31."One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome."
30.Damian: "My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk." Ms. Norbury: "Your nana and I have that in common."
29."You smell like a baby prostitute."
28."Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like, the rules of feminism!"
27."She doesn't even go here!"
26."I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular."
25."Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries."
24."I hear she does car commercials...in Japan."
23."We should totally just stab Caesar!"
22."I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina."
21."One time, she met John Stamos on a plane, and he told her she was pretty."
20.“I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!”
19."So you agree? You think you're really pretty?"
18."Is butter a carb?"
17.“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”
16."One time I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip-flops. So I bought army pants and flip-flops."
15."Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."
14.Karen: "I can't go out. I'm sick." * coughs * Regina: "Boo, you whore."
13."I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom."
11."Why are you so obsessed with me?"
10.Rando: "Nice wig, Janice. What's it made of?" Janice: "Your mom's chest hair!"
9."You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It just makes it OK for guys to call you sluts and whores."
8."The limit does not exist."
7."Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen. It's not going to happen!"
6."Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”
5."That is the ugliest effing skirt I have ever seen."
4."You can't sit with us!"
3."Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."
2."Get in, loser. We're going shopping."
1."That's so fetch!"
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