Whispers seductively: "Water makes me wet."
Avoid throwing your curling iron across the room in frustration with these helpful tips. Seriously, don't throw hot things, it's dangerous.
True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people, together.
Surprise bitch, I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.
There's nothing better than a happy forever home.
There's absolutely nothing like our awkward best friends.
Sorry I can't, I have dinner with my uhhh...my roomies.
Prepare for an overload of cute.
BRB need to scream into a pillow. H/T and a thank you to Reddit's Mildly Infuriating for ruining our lives.
Your words carry more weight than you realize.
So much like us.
"Yes, I was the one who farted."
Mr. Noodle strikes back.
Ask a stupid question...get laughed at on the internet.
I don't know how they did it, but now we're doomed.
Stuck in a ponytail rut? Keep calm and braid on.
If you do your nails at home, here is every tip you could possibly need to ensure a salon-quality manicure.
BREAKING: Local news is really, really weird.
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