18 Problems Only Men With Large Members Will Understand
This will be our big little secret, OK?
You are constantly running into things because of it
Low rise jeans are COMPLETELY out of the question
Sometimes it's difficult for you to walk
like REALLY awkward
And things get so tight you need help getting your pants off
And if you get TOO excited you'll need extra help getting them off
You are constantly playing hide a seek with it vs the world
You can't wear super short shorts
And you can never wear a Speedo
Any kind of brief is a problem for you
You have to look in the mirror a thousand times before you go for a jog so this doesn't happen
You can NEVER sleep face down
You think you had a fun night out with the guys and go home and notice a prominent outline of your man part has been posted to Facebook
Which prompts you to get weird messages like this from random people on the internet
This is a constantly issue for you
Your friends begin to refer to you as Jon Hamm
You avoid using showering at the gym because you don't want to freak people out because of your assets
And finally, it has to be a secret!
Because you can't just go around publicly telling everyone about your gift!
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