3. Sometimes it’s difficult for you to walk
4. like REALLY awkward
5. And things get so tight you need help getting your pants off
6. And if you get TOO excited you’ll need extra help getting them off
9. And you can never wear a Speedo
Which is maybe ok?
10. Any kind of brief is a problem for you
11. You have to look in the mirror a thousand times before you go for a jog so this doesn’t happen
16. Your friends begin to refer to you as Jon Hamm
- Sean Spicer said "his intention is never to lie" as White House press secretary, after making false claims this weekend about Trump's inauguration.
- President Trump signed an executive order that bans foreign organizations that receive US funding from providing abortions.
- Democratic lawmakers say Trump's new hotel in Washington, DC, has lost over $1 million and violates its lease with the government.
- The all-day breakfast boom at McDonald's is over as sales fall for the fast food giant 🍳 📉