3. Sometimes it’s difficult for you to walk
4. like REALLY awkward
5. And things get so tight you need help getting your pants off
6. And if you get TOO excited you’ll need extra help getting them off
9. And you can never wear a Speedo
Which is maybe ok?
10. Any kind of brief is a problem for you
11. You have to look in the mirror a thousand times before you go for a jog so this doesn’t happen
16. Your friends begin to refer to you as Jon Hamm
- Sixteen people have died after a hot air balloon crashed in Texas.