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    18 Problems Only Men With Large Members Will Understand

    This will be our big little secret, OK?

    1. You are constantly running into things because of it

    2. Low rise jeans are COMPLETELY out of the question

    What if you need to do an emergency tuck?

    3. Sometimes it's difficult for you to walk

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    4. like REALLY awkward

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    5. And things get so tight you need help getting your pants off

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    6. And if you get TOO excited you'll need extra help getting them off

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    7. You are constantly playing hide a seek with it vs the world

    8. You can't wear super short shorts

    Unless you want to give the world a little big show

    9. And you can never wear a Speedo

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    Which is maybe ok?

    10. Any kind of brief is a problem for you

    11. You have to look in the mirror a thousand times before you go for a jog so this doesn't happen

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    12. You can NEVER sleep face down

    13. You think you had a fun night out with the guys and go home and notice a prominent outline of your man part has been posted to Facebook

    14. Which prompts you to get weird messages like this from random people on the internet

    15. This is a constantly issue for you

    16. Your friends begin to refer to you as Jon Hamm


    17. You avoid using showering at the gym because you don't want to freak people out because of your assets

    And most likely make them feel bad about their own size

    18. And finally, it has to be a secret!

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    Because you can't just go around publicly telling everyone about your gift!

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