Do You Or Somebody You Know Suffer From KYAPBFTL (Keeping Your Apple Product Boxes For Too Long?)

    I'm here to help.

    Hey, you might know me from such things as "Hey Parents, Stop Texting Your Children "Call Me." but I'm here to talk about something else.

    Do YOU

    or someone you know

    suffer from keeping your Apple boxes for too long?

    You know what I'm talking about.

    You buy something new from Apple, like an iPhone or an Apple Watch or a new Macbook.

    And they have the audacity to give it such beautiful packaging that you feel like you need to keep it forever.

    So you do. And you have kept them forever.

    And now, years later, you have all of these boxes lying around your space.

    If this is you or somebody that you love, I'm here to help.

    Today is your lucky today because you are going to make a change.

    Raise your right hand and place your left on your iPhone and say it with me:

    "Today, I _________ (insert name) promise to find all of my Apple boxes and trash them once and for all. I also promise in the future that when I buy more Apple Products I will trash the box — that day."

    Now trash your boxes and be free.

    PS. Be sure to check inside your box because you might extra things like headphones or lightning cords that you never used!!