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A Twitter Interview With Kanye West

A truly eye-opening conversation between me and Kanye's tweets.

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No matter what level you're at in life there is still a struggle

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What do you mean by @JustinBieber was my favorite song of 2015

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every rapper is somebody’s favorite…

SM: I know you have had a lot of feelings lately surrounding the Grammys. I'd like you to pretend like you are looking in a mirror and say something to the people of the Grammys. Get all your feelings out. Don't be scared.

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Hi Grammys this is the most important living artist talking.

I saw Zoolander 2 for the 2nd time

SM: Huh. OK moving on. When you buy someone a present do you wrap it or do you put it in one of those gift bags?

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Utah has eliminated homelessness by 91%

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There would be no MSG without @iamdiddy my OG. He fought this war 15 years ago. Respect OG.

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Dexter didn't feel he even had a chance of winning and he was right!!!

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I have a friend who works really hard and makes $370 dollars a day…

SM: Damn $370? Nice. Next Q: Studies show detecting cervical cancer early gives a woman a greater chance to be cured.

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That is one of the reasons I respect the paps so much.

Yes I am personally rich and I can buy furs and houses for my family

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SM: I am going to ask you two fill-in-the-blank questions. First one: BLANK BLANK invest 1 billion dollars into BLANK BLANK BLANK.

Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas

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Steve Ballmer can I please redesign the Clippers mascot

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Blazing Lazers was probably my favorite game on that console …

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We actually played Spy Hunter at my mom’s house!!!

correction, the name of the Neo Geo game I was referring to was The Super Spy

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SM: Thought so. Did you ever talk to anybody about the Boxing + Titanic movie script you wrote?

I have to call @FloydMayweather and @LeoDicaprio, I spoke to @MikeTyson yesterday

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SM: Last question and I'll let you go. Want to thank you for spending all this time with me the past couple of months and good luck in the future.

You have supported me since the beginning and I'm so happy to call you my friend!!!

SM: Aw, thanks Ye. That means a lot to me. OK last Q: Did Elaine fake her orgasms with Jerry?

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Disclaimer: This is.... not a real interview with Kanye West.