1.Uh oh, am I agreeing too much with everything they're saying?
2.Did I just laugh with the wrong family member?
3.Talking about politics is definitely a no-no...
4....but by not commenting, do I look like an emotionless robot?
5.I haven't cursed yet, right? I don't want to take the lord*'s name in vain!
6.How do I know if I'm supposed to get them a gift or not??!
7.Oh no, how much PDA is allowed here?
8.What if I don't say enough silent grace before digging in???
9.Offering to clean up after myself isn't offensive, right? I just want to help!
10.How do I explain my job without sounding like I'm making all of it up??
11.Is my sense of humor too weird for other people?!
12.What if they make some crazy dish, and I have to pretend that I really love it?
13.Can I play dumb when it comes to pop culture terms so that I won't have to explain them to ANYONE?
14.Will they care if I spend too much time with the family pets instead of the actual family?
15.If I'm very innocently texting my own family members, will I instead look like an arrogant butthole who cares too much about their phone to pay attention to the real people in front of them?
16.But, what if I snore in my sleep but don't know it? Or drool?
17.What if I look like a TERRIBLE HOT MESS at breakfast???
18.WHAT IF I FORGET TO KNOCK ON THE BATHROOM DOOR AND SEE THINGS I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO EVER SEE?
19.WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU CALL SOMEONE BY THE WRONG NAME?
