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15 Realistic Valentines For You To Send This Year

Don't lie to yourself, and pretend as if you like people.

1. For your (potentially borrowed) Netflix account:

2. For that special pizza in your life:

3. For what hugs your butt best:

4. For your fuzzy buddies:

5. For all your favorite crunchy things:

6. For your biggest supporter:

7. For what completes your Relaxation Station:

8. For when your dinner's bounty overflows:

9. For that weird hole in your car:

10. For the only food that matters:

11. For your living room's most useful member:

12. For those little red numbers:

13. For the dog-eared lovers:

14. For the mug o' lovin':

15. For the function that saves your life: