14 Cats Who Tried To Help You Cook
You're making a ton of stuff for the holiday season - no thanks to these guys.
1.
"Listen, I get that you don't have a lot of time on your hands. And I understand that Nutella hot chocolate is great. But maybe you should go and find yourself a man."
2.
"I don't actually care how many dishes you have to wash after making those thumbprint cookies. Get out the baking soda and vinegar because we have a clog situation."
3.
"Yup, can totally see your bald spot from up here."
4.
"Not a Le Creuset Dutch Oven, but I bet it's non-stick. You're welcome."
5.
"I'm making a spinach fri-hata instead. Because I hate you. In case you didn't catch that."
6.
"Ohhh, cute, they're just like you! Not very sharp. You should fix that."
7.
"Shut up, just shut up, I need this. I'm, uh, taste-testing this before you make the caramel apple Jell-O shots."
8.
"Make something healthy instead. Trust me. My hips don't lie and neither do yours."
9.
"Heard you wanted to make orange chicken tonight. Just order take-out."
10.
"I only have good things to say about these brownies, actually, as you can tell."
11.
"Hey, it's a better gift than a "garlic-mincing car," you gotta give me that."
12.
"ALL YOU EVER HAVE HERE IS WATER HOW DO YOU SURVIVE HOW WILL I SURVIVE PLEASE ORDER SOMETHING GOD YOU SUCK AT BEING A HOST."
13.
"You still use jars of pasta sauce? Ha, wow. That takes me back. I do my own canning now, so, y'know, I just make my own."
14.
"Working with Chef Boyardog over here. Real fun bonding time. We don't hate each other at all. Perfect family, really."