Buzz·Dec 29, 201214 Cats Who Tried To Help You CookYou're making a ton of stuff for the holiday season - no thanks to these guys.by Sami MainBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. great-pictures-of-cats.com "Listen, I get that you don't have a lot of time on your hands. And I understand that Nutella hot chocolate is great. But maybe you should go and find yourself a man." 2. fc07.deviantart.net "I don't actually care how many dishes you have to wash after making those thumbprint cookies. Get out the baking soda and vinegar because we have a clog situation." 3. flickr.com "Yup, can totally see your bald spot from up here." 4. great-pictures-of-cats.com "Not a Le Creuset Dutch Oven, but I bet it's non-stick. You're welcome." 5. great-pictures-of-cats.com "I'm making a spinach fri-hata instead. Because I hate you. In case you didn't catch that." 6. blogger.com "Ohhh, cute, they're just like you! Not very sharp. You should fix that." 7. great-pictures-of-cats.com "Shut up, just shut up, I need this. I'm, uh, taste-testing this before you make the caramel apple Jell-O shots." 8. flickr.com "Make something healthy instead. Trust me. My hips don't lie and neither do yours." 9. flickr.com "Heard you wanted to make orange chicken tonight. Just order take-out." 10. flickr.com "I only have good things to say about these brownies, actually, as you can tell." 11. flickr.com "Hey, it's a better gift than a "garlic-mincing car," you gotta give me that." 12. flickr.com "ALL YOU EVER HAVE HERE IS WATER HOW DO YOU SURVIVE HOW WILL I SURVIVE PLEASE ORDER SOMETHING GOD YOU SUCK AT BEING A HOST." 13. users.cloud9.net "You still use jars of pasta sauce? Ha, wow. That takes me back. I do my own canning now, so, y'know, I just make my own." 14. cl.jroo.me "Working with Chef Boyardog over here. Real fun bonding time. We don't hate each other at all. Perfect family, really."