1. Okay, my show isn't for another 5 months. I can do this.
2. I'm creative, right? Is it really that hard?
3. What about dressing like Starbucks lovers?
4. DAMN! That's already taken.
5. What about Alice and Wonder- NOOOO. That's taken too.
6. Okay okay. Breathe. Surely it doesn't matter, right? I mean I can still do it, right?
7. Two paper airplanes! FLYING!
8. Is that weird? I don't want to bring back ex-boyfriend memories. Then we'll never get picked.
9. Fox and hunters!
10. Come on. There's got to be something bigger.
11. What about different Bad Blood characters?
12. Yes! Yes! That's perfect.
13. Well, crap. Now, which one do I pick?
14. Catastrophe? Mother chucker? WHO?!
15. Hmmm. There's two of us. There's always Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson.
16. What about a nightmare dressed as a day dream outfit?
17. Wait. What the hell does a nightmare dressed like a daydream even look like?!?!
18. What if someone has already thought of that?
19. There's all this on twitter.
20. Did you see this dude? He's dressed like a loofah!
21. What if Andrea and Taylor don't even notice me?
22. What if MY SEATS ARE IN THE NOSEBLEEDS AND NO ONE CAN SEE ME DANCING?!
23. Can I just bring my cats? All...4....
24. Where the hell are people getting these lights?
25. How the hell does this even work?
26. How much battery power is this going to take?
27. What if I dressed like a tree?
28. How much confetti can we get away with bringing to the show?
29. What about glitter?
30. I wonder who my show's special guest will be...
31. If this gets me in, I'll dress like the damn Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland.
32. AND I'LL CLIMB A TREE.
33. Is a crop top too basic?
34. Where the hell is everyone getting that Taylor cheerleader outfit?
35. Will anyone get what I'm doing if I dress like the gangster outfit? Or is that too ratchet?
36. Yeah, nevermind, that's ratchet.
37. What if I dress like Santa?!
38. It's fine if it's in October, right? I mean, that's her favorite emoji.
39. How hard is it to make that ballerina outfit?
40. Screw it. Maybe I'll just draw the number 13 on my hand.
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