You don't have to 'Try Hard.'
Happy golden birthday to Doncaster's golden boy!
Merry Christmas, Lizzie McGuire.
"Congrats on being so muscular, ruggedly handsome, luscious and getting funnier every day."
"Okay no offense but Zayn is the most beautiful person alive."
Because of course they do. Get excited you teenage dirtbags!
Papa Fong is a man of very few emotions, okay?!
"Oh my god who is she? I get drunk on jealousy."
No, seriously. This is some amazing stuff.
And I didn't just make this because we follow each other on twitter...
We're having a great year, but you know what could make it better?