*PLAYS ON LOOP*
You don't have to 'Try Hard.'
Happy golden birthday to Doncaster's golden boy!
Happy birthday to our queen.
Merry Christmas, Lizzie McGuire.
Happy birthday to the band's biggest fan!
Happy 22nd birthday to the man of our dreams.
"Congrats on being so muscular, ruggedly handsome, luscious and getting funnier every day."
"Okay no offense but Zayn is the most beautiful person alive."
Because of course they do. Get excited you teenage dirtbags!
Papa Fong is a man of very few emotions, okay?!
"Oh my god who is she? I get drunk on jealousy."
No, seriously. This is some amazing stuff.
R.I.P. ME. Seriously.
Now make up already!
There can only be one.
Waino is bueno. Duh.
Sleep is for the weak.
And I didn't just make this because we follow each other on twitter...
We're having a great year, but you know what could make it better?