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    If The Cast Of "Schitt's Creek" Were Classic Vines, Here's Who They'd Be

    Alexis has big "And They Were Roommates" energy, IMO.

    It's been a while since I've compared iconic TV characters to classic vines, so here's goes nothing! This time it's everyone's fave, Schitt's Creek – which celebrated its 7th anniversary yesterday!

    1. David Rose – "Fuck Off Janet"

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    I mean, this is a no-brainer, right?

    2. Alexis Rose – "And They Were Roommates"

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    Specifically, the girl walking by is very... Alexis in the middle of a random anecdote.

    3. Moira Rose – "Singing Bus Lady"

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    There were many contenders, but I think Moira's penchant for singing AT people aligns with this iconic vine.

    4. Johnny Rose – "Guy Who Likes Music"

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    Honestly, watch it. There is no other vine that comes close to describing Johnny like this does.

    5. Stevie Budd – "Shalissa"

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    Straight-talking and a little self deprecating – this is exactly how I think Stevie would respond to being told she looks like BeyoncΓ©.

    6. Roland Schitt – "Give Me My Hat Back, Jordan"

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    This chaotic vine is Roland behaviour for sure.

    7. Jocelyn Schitt – "It's An Avocado... Thanks"

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    Hear me out – Jocelyn is always being let down by people, but she always keeps her disappointment politely to herself!Β 

    8. Patrick Brewer – "Love You, Bitch"

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    Patrick probably wouldn't sing a song like this, but the sentiment is kinda the same.

    9. Ted Mullens – "More Like Hurricane Tortilla"

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    Are you telling meΒ Ted wouldn't make this joke?

    10. Twyla Sands – "Sometimes I Like To Pretend I'm Tall"

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    Twy loves to let people know random things about herself... just like Ava!

    11. Ronnie Lee – "It's The Good Kush"

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    She may be a softie underneath, but on the surface Ronnie is a hardcore realist.

    12. Bob Currie – "When Life Gives You Lemons"

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    I literally think Bob has said this line before.

    13. Gwen Currie – "Head Shaking Person"

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    Gwen is always smiling and doing busywork in the background, so I just think this is a perfect match.

    14. Ray Butani – "A Child"

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    Forever getting the wrong end of the stick or saying the wrong thing, this classic vine is Ray to a tee.

    15. Mutt Schitt – "Baked Sausage Pizza"

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    This is the sexiest vine I could think of... which I think works! Plus, Mutt is a very no-nonsense guy!

    16. Jake – "That's What Good Pussy Sounds Like"

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    Always needlessly sexual, Jake would definitely say this to Stevie, or David, or Patrick, or anyone.

    17. And finally, Wendy Kurtz – "Fergie Doing Cartwheels"

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    We're talking about wild season five Wendy when she met David again and wanted them to get high together!

    Did we nail it or nah? Let us know in the comments!