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16 Hilarious Tweets Only People Who've Lived In Delhi Will Relate To

Yeh Dilli hai mere yaar.

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Been 6 days in Delhi. Love this RJ on the radio called Kejriwal.

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Delhi government: "Even number cars not to be driven today. Aaj only odd hi chala sakte hai." South Delhi: "Okay. Driver, Audi nikaalo."

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The beautiful thing abt Delhi is that whn 'A' says "Tu ganwaar hai bhenchod" 'B' takes offence on the other word "Ganwaar kisko bola be??"

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There needs to be a Red and White bravery award for people using jet sprays in Delhi winters

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South Delhi girl waiting for bus at bus stop.

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Driving around in Delhi is like driving around on a badass Monopoly board. Aurangzeb road, Gamal Abdul Nasser road, Sardar Patel Road

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*4:30 AM - first rays of sunshine hit the earth* *South Delhi person puts RayBan reflectors on*

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If you live in Delhi, you know at least one guy whose name is Karan Grover.

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There are two types of Delhi People 1. Gautam Gambhir: Sham ko mil 2. Virat Kohli: Sham ko mil bhencho btata hun tjhe bhen ke l**e, tmkc...

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PK in reverse: The story of a tourist who came with a bunch of cassettes, spent time in Delhi, and left naked. Grim reality.

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South delhi Facebook is gold.

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Indians are outraged why the world is stereotyping them as rapists when they have been doing the same to Delhi.

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Metro is like Delhi's Ashwamedha horse, till wherever it goes, it's Delhi.

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After renaming Gurgaon to #Gurugram they should rename South Delhi to Instagram.

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NOBODY LIKES GOING TO GURGAON RT @PIB_India: PM @narendramodi and @fhollande travel on Delhi metro on way to Gurgaon