The Definitive Ranking Of WikiHow's 10 Most Garbage Instructions About Life In India

Lies. All lies. (Mostly)

10. From "How to entertain yourself in India".

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According to wikiHow, the fifth-most entertaining thing to do in India is your chores This is not true.

9. From "How to speak Hindi".

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While watching Hindi films is actually an effective way to learn Hindi, this one loses points for recommending Ki And Ka as a movie to watch.

8. From "How to get an Indian guy to like you".

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Worst. Advice. Ever. (Some Indian boys like Chinese, OK?)

7. From "How to have fun in Delhi".

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While the instruction about how to get inside the campus is spot on, Jawaharlal Nehru University itself is the literal opposite of being the second-funnest thing in New Delhi.

6. From "How to dress in India".

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I have seen many a bare knee in India. This is just spurious information.

5. From "How to live and deal with Indian parents".

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Ummm (True, but hella inappropriate).

4. From "How to take a bucket bath".

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India has mugs, yaar. Who has a bath with a cup?

3. From "How to be a simple Indian girl".

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This is the actual instruction – "If a simple Indian girl were to attend a party, she would not try to be the centre of attention. She would talk about herself, but only when asked."

Umm, no.

2. From "How to make Naan Bread".

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NO. NAAN BREAD IS NOT A THING. IT IS A REDUNDANT TERM.

1. From "How to make chai tea".

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Just. No.