It's the morning after India's unfortunate loss in the World Cup semis. And while you may think you're having a hard time because of the loss, you don't have it half as bad as some people.
1. This guy.
i wil cut my penis , if India lost the world cup.
No, seriously. This guy.
mera lund toh gyaa.
2. This guy's mom.
If India wins the World Cup, I am gonna cut my hair! Please God. Maa wants me to cut my hair. Answer her prayers and make India win!!!
3. This woman's brother.
@DJNoreenKhan my poor brother has flown out just to catch the 2 semi finals. He will be in a right mood if India lose 😃. Hope it's close
4. This (ex) Twitter user.
I will leave twitter if India lose tomorrow..... Good for girls tho lol
But not the women on the site, apparently.
5. Every other Twitter user.
I will bloody leave Twitter forever if India will win today's semi final. Opposition is Australian team not Juhu Gali team. #AUSvIND
We were so close to getting rid of him, guys. Sigh.
6. Especially this poor female.
Ok done! so now we have bet n if India will lose #AUSvIND match then you @vaidehisachin will become my girlfriend.
7. Every bar in the vicinity of this declaration.
@klpe if Indians wins the world cup I will drink till Monday morning or till when my liver gives up. (India, please win)
8. The owner of this TV.
9. McDonald's, who lost a potential regular customer.
If India get to the final or win the World Cup, I'm going on this diet too. #IND #CWC15
10. The designer of this sari, who lost their only shot at selling this piece of... art.
If India win the world cup , I will buy and wear this 😂😂 #TeamIndia #CWC15 #WorldCupSari
11. This office, which now probably believes that God doesn't exist.
So in my office they are playing bhajans next to the TV. #IndvsAus
12. This spectator.
@ICC supporters of India have started crying. #IndvsAus
13. This other random spectator.
14. :(
It's sad to see the man who lead our country in a game of gentlemen #cricket, is crying! #DareToBeDhoni #INDvsAUS
Seriously. If you think you're feeling worse than our captain, just... no.
But hey, at least one guy can afford a smile now.
