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31 Genius Tweets From 2017 That Broke The 2k Retweet Barrier

The best of the best.

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[Going to Starbucks for the first time] *Ok be calm and ask for a Tall Latte as practised* [a little later] 'Hi can I have Lall Tatte?'

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*At the Aladdin audition* Me: I'm going to sing. Casting: Go for it! Me: GENIE MERA DIL LUTIYA OHO! Casting: Please get out.

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Incase you haven't understood GST yet. Mahendra Singh Dhoni will clear it out.

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"Hum yahaan haare huye states jeet rahe hain, tu jeeta hua haar gaya?"

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Priyanka Chopra: Get my Khakee Assistant: What? P: My khakee, khaakee... A: But you're already wearing it P: Gaadi ki chaabi la bhosadi ke.

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Client - Your work is not good Me - Give me 7 days to fix it Client - I can't Me- Aapne Congress ko 60 saal diye, mujhe sirf 7 din dijiye

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why does blac chyna look like she's about to call rahul a cheater

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In school, I wanted to be the class monitor so that no one checks my dirty shoes and long nails. Some people join politics for same reasons.

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Don’t know why some people are spreading propaganda against India by dying when they are lynched.

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*Batman points to his car* "That's the Batmobile" *points to his cave* "That's the Batcave" *points to his wallet* "That's the Batua"

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Sachin in commentary "Kohli hits ball out of the ground for a six & it almost reaches a hall which is showing my film. Dont miss" #INDvPAK

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Spoke to my ex after 10 years. “Miss or Mrs.?” he asked. Me:

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Two die hard SRK fans watching Jab Harry Met Sejal. #JHMS

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Finally revealed: Kendall Jenner had come to India for her lower back pain treatment.

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1997: ewww why is your food so yellow eww whats in that gross.. 2017: omg have u tried tumeric?? Its like organiccccc ughhh omg love it

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This is the 3rd time I'm removing malai from my chai and it's getting out of hand now.

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There are 3 kinds of people in India: 1. Nationals 2. Anti Nationals 3. People outside Delhi who have real jobs to do.

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Remember that kid meme? You'd be amazed what he looks like now... #indvaus

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I don't understand why farmers are protesting on roads when they can reach the PM via Kisan Suvidha app while sipping coffee at Starbucks.

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Apparently Kapil got drunk & humiliated the rest of the cast. Had it been recorded, it would've been just another episode of his show!

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[first date] she: i'm a cat person me, trying to impress: *pushes her phone off the table*

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Guy 1: Yaar attended Bieber's show. Not worth 75K. Bad headache now. Guy 2: Doctor dikha le. G1: Nahi yaar. Crocin de de. Doctor loot lega.

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Feeling mildly jealous of Sonu Nigam. 1. He has a terrific voice. 2. He stood by his statement. 3. His hair will grow back in a month.

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I don't know about anyone else, but I'm thoroughly enjoying "Selfie Maine Leli Aaj" by Dhinchak Pooja.

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Man this must be the biggest plot twist in Indian television 😂😂😂

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1. How Rahul Gandhi sees Rahul Gandhi 2. How Congress sees Rahul Gandhi 3. How world sees Rahul Gandhi

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Saif got national award for Hum Tum when Sharmila was Chairperson of Censor Board!He is right when he says it's all abt genes,not Nepotism!😂

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