BuzzΒ·Posted on 8 Aug 201731 Genius Tweets From 2017 That Broke The 2k Retweet BarrierThe best of the best.by Sahil RizwanBuzzFeed Staff, IndiaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Bratticus @bharatunnithan [Going to Starbucks for the first time] *Ok be calm and ask for a Tall Latte as practised* [a little later] 'Hi can I have Lall Tatte?' 05:01 AM - 19 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Sahil Shah @SahilBulla *At the Aladdin audition* Me: I'm going to sing. Casting: Go for it! Me: GENIE MERA DIL LUTIYA OHO! Casting: Please get out. 11:24 AM - 12 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Godman Chikna @Madan_Chikna Incase you haven't understood GST yet. Mahendra Singh Dhoni will clear it out. 03:37 PM - 07 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Aisi Taisi Democracy @AisiTaisiDemo "Hum yahaan haare huye states jeet rahe hain, tu jeeta hua haar gaya?" 07:30 AM - 28 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Numbyaar @NumbYaar Priyanka Chopra: Get my Khakee Assistant: What? P: My khakee, khaakee... A: But you're already wearing it P: Gaadi ki chaabi la bhosadi ke. 06:06 AM - 02 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. SAGAR @sagarcasm Client - Your work is not good Me - Give me 7 days to fix it Client - I can't Me- Aapne Congress ko 60 saal diye, mujhe sirf 7 din dijiye 04:41 AM - 05 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Imaan Sheikh @sheikhimaan why does blac chyna look like she's about to call rahul a cheater 02:59 PM - 06 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. SwatKat @swatic12 In school, I wanted to be the class monitor so that no one checks my dirty shoes and long nails. Some people join politics for same reasons. 08:33 AM - 03 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. DoUHaveTheFever? @sidin Donβt know why some people are spreading propaganda against India by dying when they are lynched. 09:56 AM - 26 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Akshar @AksharPathak *Batman points to his car* "That's the Batmobile" *points to his cave* "That's the Batcave" *points to his wallet* "That's the Batua" 10:29 AM - 24 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. The-Lying-Lama @KyaUkhaadLega Sachin in commentary "Kohli hits ball out of the ground for a six & it almost reaches a hall which is showing my film. Dont miss" #INDvPAK 04:29 AM - 04 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Anuradha @anuradha_kush Spoke to my ex after 10 years. βMiss or Mrs.?β he asked. Me: 08:21 PM - 10 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey Two die hard SRK fans watching Jab Harry Met Sejal. #JHMS 11:07 AM - 05 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Angoor Stark π @ladywithflaws When love knows no bounds. 07:44 AM - 24 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sapan Verma @sapanv Finally revealed: Kendall Jenner had come to India for her lower back pain treatment. 09:18 AM - 03 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Babbu Beard @babbulicious 1997: ewww why is your food so yellow eww whats in that gross.. 2017: omg have u tried tumeric?? Its like organiccccc ughhh omg love it 10:16 PM - 05 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Pranav @pranavsapra This is the 3rd time I'm removing malai from my chai and it's getting out of hand now. 06:38 AM - 02 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Shridhar V @iimcomic There are 3 kinds of people in India: 1. Nationals 2. Anti Nationals 3. People outside Delhi who have real jobs to do. 02:39 AM - 01 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Innocent Bystander @InnoBystander Remember that kid meme? You'd be amazed what he looks like now... #indvaus 08:17 AM - 07 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Rofl Gandhi @RoflGandhi_ I don't understand why farmers are protesting on roads when they can reach the PM via Kisan Suvidha app while sipping coffee at Starbucks. 09:56 AM - 06 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Rameez @Sychlops Hehe who did this 06:18 AM - 31 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Sand-d Singh @Sand_In_Deed Apparently Kapil got drunk & humiliated the rest of the cast. Had it been recorded, it would've been just another episode of his show! 06:26 AM - 23 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. amrtsh @floydimus [first date] she: i'm a cat person me, trying to impress: *pushes her phone off the table* 01:32 PM - 22 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Roflindian @Roflindian Guy 1: Yaar attended Bieber's show. Not worth 75K. Bad headache now. Guy 2: Doctor dikha le. G1: Nahi yaar. Crocin de de. Doctor loot lega. 02:16 AM - 12 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats Feeling mildly jealous of Sonu Nigam. 1. He has a terrific voice. 2. He stood by his statement. 3. His hair will grow back in a month. 05:29 AM - 20 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. JosΓ© Covaco @HoeZaay I don't know about anyone else, but I'm thoroughly enjoying "Selfie Maine Leli Aaj" by Dhinchak Pooja. 02:21 PM - 19 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. 28. Bakwas Rider @BakwasRadio Man this must be the biggest plot twist in Indian television πππ 05:56 PM - 09 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. 30. Aladdin @Alllahdin 1. How Rahul Gandhi sees Rahul Gandhi 2. How Congress sees Rahul Gandhi 3. How world sees Rahul Gandhi 08:03 AM - 11 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt Saif got national award for Hum Tum when Sharmila was Chairperson of Censor Board!He is right when he says it's all abt genes,not Nepotism!π 09:20 AM - 23 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite