1.
Public to Shahrukh Khan: Dude, when was the last time you delivered a really Spectacular movie? Shahrukh Khan: 15 Saal 4 Mahine 10 Din.
2.
Paulo Coelho: "My stuff seems really nice and inspirational, but when you look closer, it's all just nonsense." Shahrukh Khan: "Same pinch"
3.
Dilwale SRK carrying Chak De's SRK to morgue.
4.
The only good part abt the Chennai Express trailer was the first 5 seconds where Shahrukh accepts he's 40 yrs old.
5.
SRK ne Chak De India main itni acting use kar li ki uske baad se saari movies main aise hi kaam chala raha hai.
6.
YAY! Devdas in 3D! Now Shah Rukh's acting will look like an actual leg of ham.
7.
Shahrukh Khan is ambassador for Interpol? I'm sure none of them have seen Don 2, or this would've NEVER happened.
8.
Exclusive pic of Shahrukh Khan's eight-packs.
9.
whatever you do, don't trust shahrukh.
10.
#WhenIWasAKid SRK was romancing 25 year old actresses. Oh wait...
11.
Shahrukh went to a Diwali Pooja event organized by a brand. Even his Aartis are endorsements.
12.
It was probably when Katju said "90% of Indians are idiots" that Rohit Shetty & SRK decided to make Chennai Express.
13.
If SRK followers were a country, it would be the 99th most populous in the world. But it'd probably be invaded by Salman country, anyway.
14.
Shahrukh Khan's torso cosplaying as Groot.
15.
SRK does the best mimicry of SRK now-a-days.
16.
Hahaha! Angry SRK is Angry, literally
17.
Why is SRK's son called AbRam? The last time pEoPLe wRoTe liKe tHiS, they were being cool on Orkut.
18.
DDLJ releases a new trailer for its 1000 weeks in theatres. Fantastic. It's the only way SRK could have one good release this year.
19.
Visited the park where SRK shot ‘Mohabbat ki nahi hai’ in Baadshah. Apologised to the park admin on behalf of Bollywood.
Sorry.
