17 Shirish Kunder Tweets That Are Waaaay Funnier Than Every Shirish Kunder Movie

    "There may soon be a generation that believes Eid is celebrated because a Salman Khan film is releasing."

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    Kabaddi is a true Indian sport. Everyone get together and pull down the one person trying to achieve something.

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    Two of the most important figures of Indian politics, throwing caution to the wind:

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    There may soon be a generation that believes Eid is celebrated because a Salman Khan film is releasing.

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    Achche din bhool jao. Dekho, main tumhare liye asmaan se chand tod laaya.

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    Arvind Kejriwal has taken his revenge on Delhi Police. Now they'll have to learn maths. #OddEvenFormula

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    "Please be tolerant." "Pakistani!" "Please be tole..." "Deshdrohi!" "Please be to..." "Sickular!" "Please be..." "Beef! He said beef!"

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    At least now stop questioning our PM's education. He's the recipient of 1 Padma Bhushan, 12 National & 33 Sahitya Akademi awards. Proud!

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    Never get disheartened waiting for success. Remember how long the '@' symbol sat idle on our keyboards before its big break on the internet.

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    Dear Anupam Kher, #AamirKhan was talking about Kiran Rao, not Kiran Kher. Hope this clears the confusion. Jai Ho :-)

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    Religious scriptures are the longest 'Terms & Conditions' that so many people 'Agree' to without knowing why.

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    Maybe he thought the national anthem was background music for his heroic walk. #ModiInsultsNationalAnthem

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    #IndiaWantsRamMandir trending! Must be promotion of Hate Story 3.

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    "I've been expecting you, Mr. Bond." Censor Board: "Cut! She can't EXPECT without pavitra bandhan of marriage." #SanskariJamesBond

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    Leaving the house on 17% battery is my idea of living on the edge.

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