Buzz·Posted on 1 Apr 201629 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Capture India In March 2016We beat Pakistan. Nothing else matters.by Sahil RizwanSocial News Reporter, IndiaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Shivam @GhantaGuy Pakistani newspaper headlines today are the same as Indian newspaper headlines after any exam result gets announced 03:08 AM - 20 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Aquib. @dozingdodo Kohli in this World Cup 06:12 AM - 28 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Sri Free Rofl Gandhi @RoflGandhi_ The PF taxation explained. 07:31 AM - 01 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. . @NautankiNinja 3 stages of having a crush 1. Staring at her 2. Thinking about her 3. Stalking her profile on social media 02:59 PM - 12 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. The Bad Guy @stfu_veer famous movie critic after watching "Tera suroor" 06:36 PM - 12 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. The-Lying-Lama @KyaUkhaadLega "Hello Papa, woh har baat pe gaali dene wale uncle aaye hain"... 04:03 PM - 29 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Overrated Outcast @over_rated Breaking the Taj Mahal while trying to restore it to its former glory seems like an apt metaphor for the current times. 05:36 PM - 29 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. BarottaMasterKiJai @atlasdanced Full text of an excellent @AnupamPkher speech on intolerance. 07:29 AM - 06 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. History of India @RealHistoryPic Industrialist Vijay Mallya dealing with a bank employee who visited his home for loan recovery. (2016) 02:49 PM - 08 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Sri Free Rofl Gandhi @RoflGandhi_ So the movie #Fan is about a star and his fan who later turns into an enemy and destroys him. Heard that it's based on Advani-Modi story. 07:33 PM - 29 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. अंकित @indiantweeter Arnab : Bhai thoda Khisak Ke Baith ja 2 sawari Aur aa jayegi 04:41 AM - 12 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. The-Lying-Lama @KyaUkhaadLega When a non-marathi girl tried to kiss Raj Thackeray 06:46 AM - 10 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. k @krazyfrog 09:41 AM - 17 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Turdlayer @doucheslayer Deadpool wears red so that his enemies can't see him bleed. RSS wears brown pants. 11:10 AM - 13 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Manasi. @ThatUnitedLady True stuff from @AllIndiaBakchod 04:33 PM - 19 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. dj @friendlii_ghost Aage kya socha hai Akash? 04:48 PM - 04 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. M @dhaansu_handle it's "Netflix and chill" in US but "Hotstar - go solo" in India. 10:43 AM - 20 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Aisi Taisi Democracy @AisiTaisiDemo Bye Bye Accountability! 12:18 PM - 11 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 20. 21. Gina Kholkar @BabaJogeshwari Absolutely love the new #BaaghiPoster 06:24 AM - 09 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. dorku @Dorkstar Peak whataboutery reached 05:29 AM - 22 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Dipankar. @deep_anchor OH MY GOD! #RAMDEV HAS BUILT A TIME MACHINE AND HAS MADE MURABBA IN OCTOBER 2016! 07:42 PM - 06 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Tanmay Bhat @thetanmay Modi : at least I'm not kejriwal Kejriwal : at least I'm not Rahul Rahul : at least I'm not trump Trump : look at my peepee iz so biig 05:51 PM - 04 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. k @krazyfrog When your Prime Minister stops responding and you have to factory reset him. 01:47 PM - 16 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Imaan Sheikh @sheikhimaan when a celeb retweets you 01:42 PM - 16 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Trendulkar @Trendulkar Mughals being removed from History books coz the only history the future generation needs to know is the battle between aaptards and bhakts. 08:08 AM - 02 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Akshar @AksharPathak If the Airtel girl really wants to get away from 4G, she needs more offbeat vacations to even more remote areas . Like Delhi. And Gurgaon. 03:10 PM - 31 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. The-Lying-Lama @KyaUkhaadLega Its okay guys, 3 key takeaways from this World Cup. 1. We beat Pakistan 2. We beat Pakistan 3. We beat Pakistan #WT20 #IndvsWI 05:06 PM - 31 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite