29 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Capture India In March 2016

    We beat Pakistan. Nothing else matters.

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    Pakistani newspaper headlines today are the same as Indian newspaper headlines after any exam result gets announced

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    3 stages of having a crush 1. Staring at her 2. Thinking about her 3. Stalking her profile on social media

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    famous movie critic after watching "Tera suroor"

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    "Hello Papa, woh har baat pe gaali dene wale uncle aaye hain"...

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    Breaking the Taj Mahal while trying to restore it to its former glory seems like an apt metaphor for the current times.

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    Full text of an excellent @AnupamPkher speech on intolerance.

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    Industrialist Vijay Mallya dealing with a bank employee who visited his home for loan recovery. (2016)

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    So the movie #Fan is about a star and his fan who later turns into an enemy and destroys him. Heard that it's based on Advani-Modi story.

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    Arnab : Bhai thoda Khisak Ke Baith ja 2 sawari Aur aa jayegi

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    When a non-marathi girl tried to kiss Raj Thackeray

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    Deadpool wears red so that his enemies can't see him bleed. RSS wears brown pants.

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    it's "Netflix and chill" in US but "Hotstar - go solo" in India.

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    OH MY GOD! #RAMDEV HAS BUILT A TIME MACHINE AND HAS MADE MURABBA IN OCTOBER 2016!

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    Modi : at least I'm not kejriwal Kejriwal : at least I'm not Rahul Rahul : at least I'm not trump Trump : look at my peepee iz so biig

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    When your Prime Minister stops responding and you have to factory reset him.

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    Mughals being removed from History books coz the only history the future generation needs to know is the battle between aaptards and bhakts.

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    If the Airtel girl really wants to get away from 4G, she needs more offbeat vacations to even more remote areas . Like Delhi. And Gurgaon.

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    Its okay guys, 3 key takeaways from this World Cup. 1. We beat Pakistan 2. We beat Pakistan 3. We beat Pakistan #WT20 #IndvsWI