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"Ajnabee" Is The Greatest Movie Of All Time (Don't @ Me)

Akshay Kumar may have just won a National Award, but let's take a moment to remember his best performance ever.

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But every so often, there comes a film SO turdy, so hilariously incompetent at everything it wants to achieve, it attains moksha and enters a new realm – the Ajnabee tier.

Yeah, there are many films that are "so bad, they're good". But, dear reader, I propose to you that this 2001 thriller is the gold standard to strive for.

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And then there's the special moments... Like Bipasha trying to seduce Bobby with something that can only be described as "rain dance meets aggressive dry heaving".

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It's tough to single out just one Bipasha scene from her Filmfare award-winning debut, but this might just be my pick.

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It's also a phrase that is said a grand total of exactly *one* time in the entire movie before Bobby guesses it.

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Not joking. Akshay does say the word "plan" a lot, but he only says "everything is planned", like, once in passing. Props to intuitive hacker Bobby, bruv.

In summation, Ajnabee is the greatest and most hilarious cinematic experience ever. A film that takes itself just seriously enough for all its turdiness to shine through.

To paraphrase a very wise man, everything is here:

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