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Amma's happiness as a function of time when son makes a surprise visit...
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South Indian meals be like 'Rice' 'Eat 200 kgs!' 'Sambar' 'Take 500 liters!' 'Extra Appalam' 'ZOMG NO SIR ONLY ONE PER PLATE EXTRA 10000 Rs'
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An iyengar computer virus will be Nammalware.
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Ooh! @ikamalhaasan is officially on Twiiter. When someone told him it only allows 140 characters his reaction was: Okay, I'll play them all.
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My reaction... When my mother brags about me to guests when it is not true....
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'Hold the door' is an order 'Thaa gate-ah moodra' is an emotion
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If the name wasn't already taken by this restaurant, it'd make such a perfect title for Arnab's delightful talk show
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First line of the AIADMK Manifesto. This feels like Shankar Mahadevan singing Breathless.
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In Chennai, all auto drivers are automatically called "Anna". This is called Riksha Bandhan...
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Swaminathana eh eh, waka waka eh eh. Swaminathana jangri le ya. This is for Chithappa.
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Confusing Jallikattu with bullfight is like this.
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Two iyengar uncles went to drink and said Jeeyars
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This is why Tamil Nadu is the most Kvltmaxxx. via @sumank on FB.
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Shenaniganesan.
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Its Deepavali. Diwali is for that cousin of yours who married a north indian and got disowned forever by your family.
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He: 'Odambu' ku Hindi la enna da solluvanga? Me: Shareer He: Thanks da! He (to a girl returned from sick leave): Aapka shareer kaisa hai?
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"Hollywood's Goundamani" is the most accurate description of Deadpool that I've ever read