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19 Yoga Day Jokes That Prove That Twitter Only Believes In LOLaasan

Expecting some bad puns here isn't a stretch.

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The world has been up since the crack of dawn today to celebrate International Yoga Day, but the only cracks the Indian internet has been interested in is the joke variety.

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Modern Day Yoga Poses #YogaDay #InternationalYogaDay

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Tilt head upwards. Swallow. Stand. Stretch arm. Grip beer. Lift right arm above vessel. Pivot Wrist. POURANOTHERGLASSANA #YogaDay

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Feeling fresh and rejuvenated after a 9 hours long Shavasana. #YogaDay

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Government of India helping people to stretch their body in order to make International Yoga Day successful. (2014)

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“Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?” “I have an uncle who does yoga.” #RonSwanson #YogaDay

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If Angelina does yoga with Baba Ramdev, she'll become patanjolie.

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When you want to netflix and chill but bae discovers Gossip Girl in the Netflix library

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New aasana for Yoga Day! Sify cartoon. #YogaDay2016 #YogaDay

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When you delete your tweet but they've already taken a screenshot

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My favourite yoga position is sleeping.

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I wanna learn yoga for black money. My favorite asan is Tax Ev-asan.

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The quickest way to learn yoga is to take your phone into a low network area

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International Yoga Day, or as my wife says, "Yet another day when the whole world is doing exercise, while you are sleeping like a log".

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On International Yoga Day, Salman has mastered that impressive foot in mouth asan 🙏🏼

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Yoga was invented when a guy saw Talwalkar's yearly membership fee.

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Modiji answering in pics 1. Whr is India nw? 2. How is the world reacting? 3. Cong's achivmnts? 4. 2002? #YogaDay

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UP government is doing yoga since ages its called प्रशासन