Buzz·Posted on 10 Oct 201725 Tweets By Indian Men That Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry"Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green."by Sahil RizwanBuzzFeed Staff, IndiaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Cracker Chikna @Madan_Chikna Khatron ke Khiladi. 04:53 PM - 09 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Micro-ambitious @pal36 Things school should teach: Sustainable living Self-awareness Design Financial plannin What they teach: How to find area of fckin trapezium 10:09 AM - 26 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Avinash Iyer @IyerAvin Other people in relationships vs me 04:05 AM - 22 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. P.R. @pr_akash_raj Jitne dhokhe khaaye hai us hisaab se I should get Sadma Bhushan award 09:52 AM - 20 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Akshar @AksharPathak Admit it – this epic scene from Baahubali 2 brought tears to your eyes. 04:38 PM - 22 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Sand-d Singh @Sand_In_Deed Resume vs Real Life 02:07 PM - 11 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Pranav @pranavsapra I learnt optimism from my mom. Mom: how was your exam? Me: Bekaar Mom: Bohot Bekaar Ke thoda Bekaar? 06:05 PM - 22 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. dorku @Dorkstar "More love marriages end up in divorces than arranged ones" Joh apni marzi se shaadi nahi kar paye woh apni marzi se divorce kaise karenge 04:08 PM - 09 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. SAGAR @sagarcasm I told this girl to talk dirty to me in DM. Now we are discussing politics and religion. 08:04 AM - 12 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. ᴄᴀsᴜᴀʟ ʀᴀᴊᴀᴛ @Extranaut Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green. 04:00 PM - 20 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty Giving up on the window seat is a sign of ageing. 06:21 AM - 12 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Gabbbar @GabbbarSingh Game of Thrones is like my extended family, I don't really follow their lives, but I am updated when someone dies. 08:08 AM - 23 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Biswa Kalyan Rath @kalyanrath I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life also didn't choose me. 09:14 AM - 19 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ಠ_ಠ @floydimus It's sad how the death of one earpiece of your headphones leaves the other to a life of neglect & uselessness for no fault of its own. 11:12 AM - 08 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Nitin Pai @acorn One Bangalorean is a software engineer. Two Bangaloreans are a home delivery app startup. Three Bangaloreans are a traffic jam on ORR. 02:00 PM - 14 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 🤡 @Upooorv My reaction when Mom gives Lauki for dinner two days in a row. 05:36 PM - 17 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. k @krazyfrog “What kind of girl do you like?” Me: 11:12 AM - 23 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Raunak @MeraHandle *At McDonald's* "Ek glass paani dena" "Sir, agar usme burger, coke aur fries add karte ho to meal ho jayega. De doon?" 06:17 AM - 04 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Anurag Verma @kitAnurag Me: Yaar relationship mein bahot problems chal rahi hai. Friend [who hasn't dated a human being in 25 years]: Meri baat dhyaan se sunn 06:18 AM - 24 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Dj @friendlii_ghost Aage kya socha hai Akash? 04:48 PM - 04 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. डी.के. @itsdhruvism When you are trying to fix the gas cylinder your mom be like 04:16 PM - 24 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Numbyaar @NumbYaar SUHAG RAAT without U is SHAG RAAT. 06:32 PM - 15 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. ded @BucketheadCase You like a girl. You try to get friendly. She does get friendly. Only to get to know your hot friend. They date. You are Internet Explorer. 06:17 PM - 21 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Trendulkar @Trendulkar When there's compulsory attendance for pre-placement talks in B-Schools. 08:05 AM - 03 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey Interviewer : What are your expectations? Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job? Me : Salary 06:22 PM - 04 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite