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28 Jokes That'll Have Any Indian Woman Laughing For Hours

"My aunt's nickname for her husband is 'listen'."

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Every relationship is a lesson. Like one of my exes taught me how to download YouTube videos. Other taught me how to update iOS. All good.

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Wonder when maid looks at me when I'm working out and thinks, bhen ki lodi, khud jhaadoo poncha karegi toh yeh sab karne ki zaroorat nahin

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In real life, the only Titanic pose a man ever does is when he's being frisked at malls.

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he: can I call you? she: no, mummy ghar pe hain. he: but tum to hostel mein ho na? she: haan, par mummy to ghar pe hain na.

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What's your multiple orgasm style?

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When a cockroach gets inside your bra

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when u finally arrive at a decision that all the voices in ur head agree with

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To-do list: Checking available usernames for gmail account before naming my kids.

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There are hugs,and then there are lag-ja-gale-ke-phir-ye-haseen-raat-ho-na-ho hugs.

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Behind every ":D" there is a "ok now lets stop the conversation here"

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While searching for one soulmate, you will find many assholemates

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People say that marriage brings spice, tears, happiness, flavour & taste to life. I believe paani-puri does a better job at cheaper cost.

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Me: I'll never speak to that jerk again. Inner me: aise bolte hain apne hone wale bachche ke papa ke baare mein.

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So, basically you keep muttering to yourself "what am I doing with my life" from age 20 to 30 and then you give up right?

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*one day before marriage* Parents: Don't talk to the groom. Don't see him. Don't think. *one day after marriage* Parents: BABIES, BABIESS!

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When you're at the gynecologist's clinic.

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How to stay single all your life: Tinder edition

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My aunt's nickname for her husband is 'listen'.

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So what if Kim K can balance a glass on her ass..Indian men can balance the whole tea set on their bellies. #ChaiNashtaTable

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It is quite okay to be a dick if everyone around you sucks.

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Indian mothers have the cure for gluten allergy and lactose intolerance. It's called "ek thappad padega toh sab khaya jaaega!"

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Date a taller guy. He'll always see you from the angle you take a selfie from .

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Mere saamne waali khidki mein, ek bhen ka lauda rehta hai.

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Dad's speed of changing TV channel during a kiss scene is faster than the guy telling "Mutual fund investments are subject to market risk"

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mom: save money, work out more, find a boy, get health checkups, be an adult me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

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Of course I have friends! All 10 seasons of them!

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*Going through my contact list* Dad: Beta, yeh jo Tinder surname waale hai matlab woh kaunsi caste ke hote hai?

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