Buzz·Posted on 8 Mar 201728 Jokes That'll Have Any Indian Woman Laughing For Hours"My aunt's nickname for her husband is 'listen'."by Sahil RizwanBuzzFeed Staff, IndiaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Poonam Khatri @poonamkhatri Every relationship is a lesson. Like one of my exes taught me how to download YouTube videos. Other taught me how to update iOS. All good. 06:04 PM - 06 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Lola Kuttiamma @Priya_Menon Wonder when maid looks at me when I'm working out and thinks, bhen ki lodi, khud jhaadoo poncha karegi toh yeh sab karne ki zaroorat nahin 05:22 AM - 13 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. crapo @Creepowoman In real life, the only Titanic pose a man ever does is when he's being frisked at malls. 02:28 PM - 25 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. cid inspector @Oinkoo he: can I call you? she: no, mummy ghar pe hain. he: but tum to hostel mein ho na? she: haan, par mummy to ghar pe hain na. 09:18 AM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. anal bum party @4ngery Sup geometry 07:13 PM - 06 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Animisha @anymysha What's your multiple orgasm style? 01:32 PM - 29 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. nin @NautankiNinja When a cockroach gets inside your bra 09:32 AM - 17 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. a kite @pigeonladyX when u finally arrive at a decision that all the voices in ur head agree with 01:55 PM - 07 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Megha @ammoloaded To-do list: Checking available usernames for gmail account before naming my kids. 08:02 AM - 28 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. aych @mumbaiifreak There are hugs,and then there are lag-ja-gale-ke-phir-ye-haseen-raat-ho-na-ho hugs. 06:45 AM - 16 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Sense of tumor @dashhtweets Behind every ":D" there is a "ok now lets stop the conversation here" 08:13 AM - 09 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Priyanka Lahiri @lahirip While searching for one soulmate, you will find many assholemates 05:52 PM - 23 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Pinku 🖤 @LEDtvn People say that marriage brings spice, tears, happiness, flavour & taste to life. I believe paani-puri does a better job at cheaper cost. 05:07 AM - 28 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Purva @thatobesewoman Me: I'll never speak to that jerk again. Inner me: aise bolte hain apne hone wale bachche ke papa ke baare mein. 02:09 PM - 25 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 98% @amyoosed So, basically you keep muttering to yourself "what am I doing with my life" from age 20 to 30 and then you give up right? 08:01 AM - 20 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Prajakta M. @SocialBitterfly *one day before marriage* Parents: Don't talk to the groom. Don't see him. Don't think. *one day after marriage* Parents: BABIES, BABIESS! 04:27 AM - 09 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Neha Ramneek Kapoor @PWNeha When you're at the gynecologist's clinic. 02:25 PM - 12 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Pffftt @Kalamwali_Bai How to stay single all your life: Tinder edition 11:54 AM - 15 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Pallavi @PolyesterPalla My aunt's nickname for her husband is 'listen'. 10:32 AM - 11 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. mediocre gandhi @mediocregandhi So what if Kim K can balance a glass on her ass..Indian men can balance the whole tea set on their bellies. #ChaiNashtaTable 05:03 AM - 22 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. KweenAnusHahaha @TheVacuumHead It is quite okay to be a dick if everyone around you sucks. 04:27 AM - 04 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Meh. @MissTumbledore Indian mothers have the cure for gluten allergy and lactose intolerance. It's called "ek thappad padega toh sab khaya jaaega!" 03:43 PM - 06 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Sharma Ji Ki Ladki @lady_gabbar Date a taller guy. He'll always see you from the angle you take a selfie from . 02:16 PM - 30 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Cathartic Screams @Just_Screams Mere saamne waali khidki mein, ek bhen ka lauda rehta hai. 06:16 PM - 26 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Sheen Millicent @SuchAMisfit Dad's speed of changing TV channel during a kiss scene is faster than the guy telling "Mutual fund investments are subject to market risk" 03:02 PM - 04 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Rega Jha @RegaJha mom: save money, work out more, find a boy, get health checkups, be an adult me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative 05:52 AM - 18 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Supriya @supaarwoman Of course I have friends! All 10 seasons of them! 08:30 AM - 28 Nov 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Sonali Thakker @SonaliThakker *Going through my contact list* Dad: Beta, yeh jo Tinder surname waale hai matlab woh kaunsi caste ke hote hai? 10:52 AM - 26 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite