1. Rancho is Phunsukh Wangdu.
2. Pooja didi falls off the stairs. :(
3. The chubby kid grows up to look like Hrithik Roshan.
4. Raveena is actually Karishma, and Karishma is actually Raveena.
5. These girls win the Hockey World Cup.
6. And these dudes win the right to not pay teen guna lagaan with a last ball six.
7. Shah Rukh Khan dies.
8. Shah Rukh Khan dies.
9. Shah Rukh AND Salman Khan die.
10. Everybody dies.
11. Iske paas maa hai.
12. Thakur is unarmed.
13. Aishwarya chooses Ajay Devgn.
Booooo.