Just 24 Funny Tweets About Valentine's Day That'll Make Any Indian Laugh

    "What Navratri is to Falguni Pathak, Valentine's Day is to Archies Gallery."

    Sahil Rizwan
    by Sahil Rizwan

    BuzzFeed Staff, India

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    unMask @Mr_LoLwa

    When you get caught by bajrangdal with your gf on valentines Day.

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    Bajrangi Skills HMP @SmokingSkills_

    Committed guys on Valentines Day. 😒😂😢

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    Gunjan @iamGunjanGrunge

    Rose Day Propose Day Chocolate Day Teddy Day Promise Day Hug Day Kiss day Valentines Day. After few days: Friends: Mere paise day.

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    iDIOT @Humor_Buddy

    When ur about to romance with bae & suddenly BAJRANG DAL appears !!

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    Akshar @AksharPathak

    Email inbox: "Valentine Day Gifts SALE" "Valentine Special" "Valentine's Day CONTEST" "Valentine Offers" Tinder: "You have zero matches"

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    डि.के.HMP @itsdhruvism

    *On valentine's day* He: Hi *On Rakshabandhan* She: hey, sorry was sleeping.

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    Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey

    Friend : Valentine's Day pe kiske saath baahar ja raha hai? Me : Umeed ke saath

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    Anurag Verma @kitAnurag

    Me [single]: What is Valentine's Day even ugh. Me [dating]: Mohabbatein lutaunga main chedd ke mann ka saaz saaz

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    InGenious @Bees_Kut

    *U.P* Will you be my valentine?

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    Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey

    What Navratri is to Falguni Pathak, Valentine's Day is to Archies Gallery.

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    The Viral Fever @TheViralFever

    When dad asks "What's your plan for Valentine's Day?"

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    12.

    Trendulkar @Trendulkar

    This Valentine's Day, buy a nice and romantic bracelet for your hand.

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    13.

    Atul Khatri @one_by_two

    To all the Engineers & aspiring CAs out there, please wish your actual Valentine a Happy #Valentines Day… https://t.co/oMXWvQJ1v6

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    Devanshu @FameFucking

    Valentines Day alentines day lentines day entines day ntines day tines day ines day nes day es day s day day ay y ye bik gyi hai gormint.

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    bedardi bajrangi @CopyWalaTweet

    Me on Valentine's day !

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    16.

    Nagraj @zehreelimaut

    #ValentinesDay pe single ladko ki haalat

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    17.

    nin @NautankiNinja

    Friend : Valentine's day pe kahan ja rahi ? Me: Bhaad me.

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    18.

    Sorabh Pant @hankypanty

    It's valentine's day. Time for you to gift that special someone an expression of love using whatever capitalism you can afford.

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    Bhayanak Puppy @BhayanakPuppy

    Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho aur Valentine's Day aise manao ki baccha na ho.

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    20.

    Funny Deol @Funny_Deol

    Bajrang dal boys on valentines day be like.

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    21.

    Aw HMP Man! @Fabled_Me

    *tells a joke* "Hahaha, you are funny" "Then be my valentine" "Hahaha, you are too funny" "That wasn't a joke" "Hahahahahaha, stop it."

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    22.

    P.R. @pr_akash_raj

    364 days Mom: Din bhar soya rehta h. Zara bahar jaaya kar 14th feb Mom: Kidhr jara h? Kisse milne? Konse caste ki h? Shaadi pe to bulayega?

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    23.

    THAT Random Guy @SoundHumor

    Will you bima Valentine's? ~an insurance agent.

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    24.

    Akshat @FarziVakeel_

    Can't get beaten up by Bajrang Dal on Valentine's Day if you're single.

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