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50 Tweets That'll Make Any Indian Woman LOL

"If breaking up couples is what Anti Romeo Squad going to do, then they should launch an app called Hinder."

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u: hi me, previously mad at u but then resolved it by myself by playing out the whole situation thinking from ur s… https://t.co/xiJVsw5WTZ

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yeah sex and all is cool but have you ever arranged your 10th, 12th, undergrad, post-grad marksheets, passing certi… https://t.co/OF8E9lnMpO

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Who are we? Indian women. What do we want? Safety. How do we get it? By becoming cows.

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When a boy wants to only hook up with me and not get into a serious relationship

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The club isn't the best place to find a lover so the bar I set low.

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Kon hai ye jisne dubara mudke poope ko nahi dekha ...

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Kehte hain agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaho, toh puri kainaat uss ek cheez ki maa chudane mein lag jaati hai.

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Oh god please don't give me cancer because then my parents will find out I smoke.

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Friend quit smoking, drinking and non veg food. He now sticks to only judging people.

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Punjabi playlist hai ki shopping cart?

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Kitni bhi chatting Kar le , Shaadi toh arrange hi hogi 😹😹😹

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When you actually feel good about yourself for a minute

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I like to keep my moustache because it grows on the corners of my mouth and it’s like air quotes for everything im saying

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Zindagi bhi earphone jaisi ho gai hai, chahe jitna suljha lo wapas ulajh hi jati hai.

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men: *deny women basic rights for YEARS* also men: if women are so smart how come there arent more contributions from them in history huh

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Will Virat continue to play after marriage like Sania does?

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when u finally arrive at a decision that all the voices in ur head agree with

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Sabse jyada married life problems toh bechari Bhumi Pednekar ne sahi hain.

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You don't own your cat. You are just its social media manager.

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When dad asks if I'm saving up money for my wedding

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A man just said hi Katrina can I take a pic. I said thanks but I'm not her. He said oh ok I'll take a pic of u anyway cuz u look like her. 😂

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Somebody please start a rumour or a WhatsApp forward somehow proving that driving with high beams on consumes extraaa fuel.

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If breaking up couples is what Anti Romeo Squad going to do, then they should launch an app called Hinder.

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Vogue India: we've completed 10 years in India! Vogue India: we need to celebrate India! Vogue India: let's put Kendall Jenner on the cover!

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I hate myself but I also think I'm better than 90% of u so what's up with that

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When you can't decide whether you're playing the guitar or sitar.

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I'm not useless. I book rides for my family members on Ola and Uber.

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They can't burn you for dowry if you don't get married

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Success, as portrayed on Indian television. For men: Helicopters, skyscrapers, business suits, womanising, Pan Parag For women: Chainsmoking

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Commitment level: wedding photographer.

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Just watched Ae Dil Hai Mushkil. How's Ranbir Kapoor always going to weddings with a single backpack? where does he fit all those sherwanis?

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Yaar yeh Virat aur Anushka ko kab samajh mein aayega ki unki khushiyaan humse ab nahi dekhi jaa rahi.

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I've three approaches to life and my phone knows all of em

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He: Hi She: I don't need to have a boyfriend to be not interested in you.

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How do you find inspiration in a generation that chooses protein balls over jalebis

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Who called it condom and not "kachra mohabbat wala"?