Buzz·Posted on 18 Dec 201750 Tweets That'll Make Any Indian Woman LOL"If breaking up couples is what Anti Romeo Squad going to do, then they should launch an app called Hinder."by Sahil RizwanBuzzFeed Staff, IndiaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. bangsty @Creepowoman u: hi me, previously mad at u but then resolved it by myself by playing out the whole situation thinking from ur s… https://t.co/xiJVsw5WTZ 02:31 PM - 26 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. shruti @shrutithenaik yeah sex and all is cool but have you ever arranged your 10th, 12th, undergrad, post-grad marksheets, passing certi… https://t.co/OF8E9lnMpO 04:41 AM - 04 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Saverita Fernandes. @Fernandes_Savvy Doodh si safedi, filters se aaye 02:37 PM - 28 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. Priya Sometimes @PriyaSometimes Who are we? Indian women. What do we want? Safety. How do we get it? By becoming cows. 02:00 PM - 07 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Yungquake @floweraldehyde When a boy wants to only hook up with me and not get into a serious relationship 03:24 AM - 07 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Purva @thatobesewoman The club isn't the best place to find a lover so the bar I set low. 09:16 AM - 02 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sabudana khichadi @Dishasatra Kon hai ye jisne dubara mudke poope ko nahi dekha ... 08:45 AM - 26 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Pffftt @Kalamwali_Bai Kehte hain agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaho, toh puri kainaat uss ek cheez ki maa chudane mein lag jaati hai. 05:05 AM - 21 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Madhura @PunsTurnMeOn Oh god please don't give me cancer because then my parents will find out I smoke. 10:27 AM - 13 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 12. burt macklin FBI @kanikakaul22 Mother roasting me hard erryday 09:23 AM - 19 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Ria @tweetria Friend quit smoking, drinking and non veg food. He now sticks to only judging people. 04:40 AM - 20 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. P @lovehandle_ Punjabi playlist hai ki shopping cart? 06:18 AM - 09 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 16. Parul @mailpp Kitni bhi chatting Kar le , Shaadi toh arrange hi hogi 😹😹😹 02:22 PM - 25 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Shruti @ShrutiSeTakkar When you actually feel good about yourself for a minute 09:37 AM - 27 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Urooj Ashfaq @RougeAF I like to keep my moustache because it grows on the corners of my mouth and it’s like air quotes for everything im saying 08:55 AM - 02 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Tanzila ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @aaliznat There. I fixed it. 03:09 AM - 15 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. ganga kinarewali pinku @LEDtvn Zindagi bhi earphone jaisi ho gai hai, chahe jitna suljha lo wapas ulajh hi jati hai. 04:43 PM - 26 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. rohini @lesqueerables men: *deny women basic rights for YEARS* also men: if women are so smart how come there arent more contributions from them in history huh 06:00 PM - 02 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Moon @moonsez Will Virat continue to play after marriage like Sania does? 02:24 PM - 11 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. a kite @pigeonladyX when u finally arrive at a decision that all the voices in ur head agree with 01:55 PM - 07 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Prajakta M. @SocialBitterfly Sabse jyada married life problems toh bechari Bhumi Pednekar ne sahi hain. 08:00 AM - 10 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Kru @Achari_Nimboo Porn with a storyline. 03:18 PM - 27 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Naomi Datta @nowme_datta You don't own your cat. You are just its social media manager. 08:28 AM - 13 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. frances kekeke @amyoosed When dad asks if I'm saving up money for my wedding 01:12 PM - 17 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Nargis @NargisFakhri A man just said hi Katrina can I take a pic. I said thanks but I'm not her. He said oh ok I'll take a pic of u anyway cuz u look like her. 😂 04:39 AM - 01 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. mediocre gandhi @mediocregandhi Sanskari pre-wedding photoshoot be like 01:12 PM - 10 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Megha @ammoloaded Somebody please start a rumour or a WhatsApp forward somehow proving that driving with high beams on consumes extraaa fuel. 04:24 AM - 23 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Panda 🐼 @ambertonic_ Surprise anal sex be like : 03:40 AM - 28 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Poonam Khatri @poonamkhatri If breaking up couples is what Anti Romeo Squad going to do, then they should launch an app called Hinder. 08:01 AM - 24 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. 34. Harnidh Kaur @PedestrianPoet Vogue India: we've completed 10 years in India! Vogue India: we need to celebrate India! Vogue India: let's put Kendall Jenner on the cover! 04:34 AM - 04 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Angoor stark 🍇 @ladywithflaws When love knows no bounds. 07:44 AM - 24 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. sumukhi suresh fan account @4ngery I hate myself but I also think I'm better than 90% of u so what's up with that 06:49 AM - 25 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Sukhada @appadappajappa When you can't decide whether you're playing the guitar or sitar. 08:15 PM - 21 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. nin @NautankiNinja I'm not useless. I book rides for my family members on Ola and Uber. 08:31 AM - 18 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. wtf peg @peg_lateral They can't burn you for dowry if you don't get married 06:38 AM - 05 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. Agrima Joshua @Agrimonious Success, as portrayed on Indian television. For men: Helicopters, skyscrapers, business suits, womanising, Pan Parag For women: Chainsmoking 03:49 PM - 04 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. Pallavi @PolyesterPalla Commitment level: wedding photographer. 04:27 AM - 25 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. S. @_dexterni Just watched Ae Dil Hai Mushkil. How's Ranbir Kapoor always going to weddings with a single backpack? where does he fit all those sherwanis? 09:03 PM - 04 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. Anuradha @anuradha_kush CAT reading comprehension topper 04:18 PM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. Sonali Thakker @SonaliThakker Yaar yeh Virat aur Anushka ko kab samajh mein aayega ki unki khushiyaan humse ab nahi dekhi jaa rahi. 09:14 AM - 15 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. Mithila Phadke @PhadkeTai I've three approaches to life and my phone knows all of em 06:07 AM - 21 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. rekt-angle👼 मेरा वाला भी लम्बा @aNuSFW He: Hi She: I don't need to have a boyfriend to be not interested in you. 06:10 AM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. 48. Mallika Dua @MallikaDua How do you find inspiration in a generation that chooses protein balls over jalebis 11:28 AM - 21 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. Nishtha // David de Gea is my #1 @RootKanal how fucking terrible 06:03 AM - 29 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. Anuya Jakatdar @anuyeaah Who called it condom and not "kachra mohabbat wala"? 01:39 PM - 01 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite