Buzz·Posted on 16 Dec 2016100 Tweets In 2016 That Made India Laugh So Hard, We Died OffUNESCO has declared Indian Twitter the funniest Twitter.by Sahil RizwanBuzzFeed Staff, IndiaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Godman Chikna @Madan_Chikna Calculation went wrong 😭 08:35 AM - 26 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Soham @rushingquark What do you mean it's not working out? What are you, a Goa plan? 01:11 PM - 30 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. adrak @ubercoolosis Hollywood - And the Oscar goes to Bollywood - And the Sansui Colors Stardust Pan Parag Amba TMT Saria AsliMasaleSachSachMDHMDH Award goes to 05:54 PM - 10 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Piyush @friendlii_ghost Aage kya socha hai Akash? 04:48 PM - 04 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kautuk Srivastava @Cowtuk Me: Brad and Angelina are getting divorced. Mom: Aur karo love marriage. 05:41 PM - 20 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. Bratticus @bharatunnithan This is one of the most fulfilling relationships I've had in in my life 07:22 AM - 06 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Prathamesh Sawant @maxprat Background mein dono Kaho Na Pyaar hai step Kar rahe hai 05:02 PM - 07 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Angel @MyCupOfChai My thoughts on the #2016PresidentElection #Election2016 11:14 PM - 01 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Anurag Verma @kitAnurag [Interview] Me: May I come in? Interviewer: Yes. Make yourself comfortable. Me: Aur bata gandu kya chal ra aaj kal 05:58 PM - 03 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. N @ennwhee AC repair guys want me to specify the fault to register an online complaint but I can't find an option that says gad gad aawaz aa rahi hai 09:55 AM - 23 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Common Desi Dude @CommonDesiDude white parents vs desi parents 09:33 PM - 20 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. डि.के. @itsdhruvism If @ajaydevgn was a bird. 06:05 PM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. nin @NautankiNinja 3 stages of having a crush 1. Staring at her 2. Thinking about her 3. Stalking her profile on social media 02:59 PM - 12 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sand-d Singh @Sand_In_Deed Matt Damon would have been rescued a lot earlier from Mars if he contacted Sushma Swaraj instead of NASA. 08:46 AM - 15 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. TheWeirdIndianGirl @ZohaShaikh2105 When you are trying to concentrate, but guys in the back sing 'Keh do na Keh do na, You are my Sonia'. 01:46 PM - 04 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Priyanka Lahiri @lahirip What you order online and what you receive 03:09 PM - 13 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. yung leen @aleenajaan_ Aman didn't die for you to marry this gora NAINA 09:57 PM - 02 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Biswa Kalyan Rath @kalyanrath Randeep Hooda auditioning for both chairs in Pretentious Movie Reviews. 01:21 PM - 05 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. Aladdin @Alllahdin Unlike Twitter, LinkedIn is full of positivity. People whom I have never worked with are endorsing me for the skills that I don't possess. 08:21 AM - 29 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. 23. Gunjan @iamGunjanGrunge Finally, NASA has released recent image of India. 01:28 PM - 22 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Rameez @Sychlops *Crowd waiting for Coldplay* *Lights go out* *Modi appears* "Mitron. SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKAS!!!!" *An ATM on stage.* *Crowd goes wild.* 05:13 AM - 19 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Trendulkar @Trendulkar Bae: Come over. Dravid: Can't, I am batting. Bae: No one's home. Dravid: STFU I AM BATTING 07:18 PM - 10 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Rega Jha @RegaJha when mom is yelling at you but she kinda has a point 07:38 AM - 24 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. 🤓 @krazyfrog 05:16 PM - 22 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Maithun Legion @Being_Humor amity university students poore time aise hi khade rehte hain kya background me? 😂😂 04:42 AM - 04 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Bhayanak Puppy @BhayanakPuppy ATM is 2km away from the house but the queue has reached my doorstop. Can't go out now. Logo ko lagega line tod raha hai fir marenge merko 04:33 AM - 12 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Luv @IamLuvK Me : *finally settles into bed* Bladder : 07:43 PM - 27 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. First Last @RoastedPapad [Zombie Apocalypse in India] Zombie 1 - Lets eat people. Zombie 2 - I am a vegetarian. Zombie 3 - Bhai mein toh Jain hun. 08:12 AM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. SlyFy @AristoTroll Last time when someone called me hot was when I was blocking a bengali girl's way in a metro. 02:21 PM - 31 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Amit A @Amit_smiling Iss Rajiv Chowk metro ki bheed me do judwe Bhai ek doosre ko dhoondte hue... 12:15 PM - 04 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Shivam Sharma @GhantaGuy Nobody is more fucked right now than an NRI Hillary supporter with a lot of black money stashed in Delhi where his family is living in smog. 05:37 AM - 09 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. 36. Ashoka @ABVan Does the 2k note also come with dual sim and 8 mp camera? 06:13 PM - 08 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. pnkj @AskThePankazzzz Life's become a saree store. People enter, do timepass, leave just like that & I spend the rest of my life re-packing & cleaning up the mess 03:26 PM - 19 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. 39. 40. 41. amrtsh @floydimus "Tum saala ghulam log hamari jooti ke neeche hi rahega" 05:39 AM - 11 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Ishita. @KajuKatli__ Bc MCQ me bhi is se zada choices hoti hai 06:10 PM - 17 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. Godman Chikna @Madan_Chikna •Having Food in Restaurant. Tax: Bhai akele akele? •Watching a Movie. Tax: Bhai akele akele? •Having a drink. Tax: Bhai akele akele? 03:44 PM - 23 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. 45. Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey *before sex* Ratan : are you ready, baby? Girlfriend : 08:05 AM - 11 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. 💁 @lady_gabbar You vs the girl he tells you not to worry about 07:09 AM - 23 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. Aisi Taisi Democracy @AisiTaisiDemo Right-Wing: "If you don't like India, go to Pakistan." Kashmiris: "Ok...going." R-W: "Oye...not you!" 07:49 AM - 11 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. Ojas. @Ojasism When you realize that even Google doesn't recognize you 12:33 PM - 06 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. Mihir @mihirmodi Read from bottom to top. That's the saddest story I've read on a fake Facebook profile. 04:44 AM - 14 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. Tyrantasorus @tyrantasorus When you give up on your day job long ago and now just daring your boss to fire you 03:08 AM - 26 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 51. Tanmay Bhat @thetanmay Sometimes you try to crank out all ice cubes from the tray and 3 of them hold hands and refuse to budge like "JAYENGE TOH SAB SAATH MEIN" 05:48 AM - 04 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 52. Anurag @unurag Idli sambar Vada sambar Plain dosa Masala dosa Set dosa Paper dosa Lemon rice Curd rice Sambar rice. ...... 12:21 PM - 05 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 53. Villainiya @DushtaStree Funniest is when a female character in a saas-bahu serial says "Mai tayyaar hoke aati hoon" Behen, aur tayyar hogi toh yudh pe jaana padega 07:20 AM - 31 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 54. NumbYaar @NumbYaar Client: There's this misconception that people in UP can't speak English. Agency: Say no more. 10:27 AM - 11 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 55. Arjun Kolady @arjunkolady Only in Gurgaon would Sunset Boulevard lead to Kachra Chowk. 11:23 AM - 26 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 56. Manish @paap_singer Things you get to read in Chennai. 01:49 PM - 20 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 57. adrak @ubercoolosis [patient has headache/cancer/AIDS] Relative: Dawa ? 70's Bollywood Doc: Aap inhe lekar kuch dinon ke liye kisi hill-station pe chale jaaiye 04:58 PM - 08 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 58. Mahendra @DeadMaddy Top Ramen ka Bhai 08:15 AM - 04 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 59. amrtsh @floydimus A group of relatives is called an interrogation. 07:03 AM - 05 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 60. Pranav @pranavsapra Q. What type of stories do dads tell? A. Jab mein tumhari age katha 05:06 PM - 29 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 61. Jas @thehumblerider "Bhaisaab, deposit karna hai ki withdraw?" "Neither." "Line mein kyun khade ho?" "Main desh ke liye kuch karna chahta hoon." 08:29 AM - 07 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 62. Rohan @mojorojo End of an era with Arnab quitting Times Now. I shall observe one minute noise to mark the occasion. 12:15 PM - 01 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 63. Godman Chikna @Madan_Chikna If WWE ever tours Kanpur, India. 01:26 PM - 04 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 64. no @Sarcusstic "Tum bech ke ghar apna, meri Jeep Hummer kar do."- Jagjit Singh asking for dowry 12:47 PM - 11 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 65. Ashish Shakya @stupidusmaximus *Uber driver reaches girlfriend's elbow* Uber Driver: Haanji main clitoris pe aa gaya hoon. 01:11 PM - 24 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 66. 67. adrak @ubercoolosis [Domino's] Me: 2 extra chilli flakes dena Delivery Guy: 5 lijiye sir 2 se kya hota hai Me: 2 oregano dena DG: Meri laash par se guzarna hoga 04:02 PM - 28 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 68. Piyush Jain @PJ_CRACKER How they treat you at government offices 03:20 PM - 25 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 69. Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey When waiter asks, "Bill kaun dega?" 02:15 PM - 20 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 70. The-Lying-Lama @KyaUkhaadLega Now waiting for movies like Raaz 6, Raaz 6s, Hate Story 6s+ 02:54 PM - 19 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 71. N @ennwhee I have a feeling that the reasons given by Aamir to Rani for going to Khandala weren't very honest. 07:03 AM - 15 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 72. Tanmay Bhat @thetanmay Bollywood meeting Royal Couple "Why are you so famous?" "Well I guess my family is famous so me also" "Me also" "Me also" "Same" "Main bhi" 07:18 PM - 10 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 73. Akshar @AksharPathak [Inferno trailer] Tom Hanks: "We've got to save the world" Irrfan Khan: "Jo Syska LED nahi lagate woh savings ki kya baat karenge" 11:32 AM - 11 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 74. Pushkar @Pushkarr Hi Priya SANGHI! Ha main AAPTARD! Magar wo CONGI! Suno to PRESSTITUTE! Tumne to SICKULAR! Lekin main MISOGYNIST! Kabse ke BHAKT! #twttr2016 01:55 PM - 01 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 75. Chika Pikaa Rikaa @Simply_neev When mom says dont walk abhi poucha lagaya hai. 07:44 AM - 10 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 76. Utsav Chakraborty @Shockraborty Literally every place in Pune is a joke. 05:15 PM - 04 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 77. Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz My attitude towards most things in life in one GIF 10:45 AM - 30 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 78. Saleem Pheku @prdyt "This guy quit his job to travel the world and then he realised that he has an Indian passport" 04:59 AM - 02 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 79. Sharanya @TheTinyWoman Why subtitles? WHAAAAY? 07:34 AM - 27 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 80. Arjun @zoomphatak When you live alone with your husband & your father-in-law gives a surprise visit.. 05:42 AM - 21 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 81. Aayush @slicesofIife Peak game. 11:18 AM - 20 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 82. A. @Social_spartan Students: Ma'am ab toh baithne do, 1 ghanta ho gaya khade hue. Teacher: Chup chap seedhe khade raho Students: 09:54 AM - 07 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 83. Bollywood Bakwaas @Bollybakwaas Lara's face Lara: OMG I just swallowed saltwater! Im going to hurl! Director: Keep acting! Lara: Oh, the passion! 06:53 PM - 02 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 84. Abba Dabba Jabba @OB_noxious Zucchini being sold in Delhi under some 'other' name. 😂 08:59 AM - 20 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 85. P.R. @pr_akash_raj Texted 'Get well soon' to a guy who's in coma and 'Happy birthday' to my crush. The guy replied 'Thanks' 03:59 PM - 25 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 86. 🤓 @krazyfrog Melania Trump constantly looks like she's seen you somewhere but can't remember where. 09:35 AM - 20 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 87. Ivan Mehta @IndianIdle *Year is 2050* *Elon Musk has completed the colonization of Mars* Guy:"Hi, I want a flat on Mars" Broker:"Bachelors Not allowed". 11:15 AM - 03 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 88. Cathartic Screams @Just_Screams They forgot to add the Saali Bhookhi tax 12:01 PM - 21 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 89. Sapan Verma @sapanv Just realised that 'Tu Hai' from Mohenjo Daro is basically a song where everyone's wearing a Snapchat filter. 11:27 AM - 08 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 90. Rega Jha @RegaJha I don't know what Priyanka Chopra has told this baby but it seems his world has been rocked irrevocably 06:25 AM - 05 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 91. Shan @klpe Coke Studio 10:06 AM - 29 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 92. Biswa Kalyan Rath @kalyanrath I know it's 10 years too late but here. 05:46 PM - 12 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 93. Sapan Verma @sapanv [Every Ranbir Kapoor movie poster shoot.] DIRECTOR: "Pretend that Ranbir cracked a hilarious joke!" 07:29 PM - 29 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 94. frootifer @Oinkoo NASA streaming live from space on fb. Indians tho... 😂 10:07 AM - 26 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 95. IGoHomeWithDog @sidin Let me clarify to avoid anymore panic: Old 500/1000 notes: Illegal but tender Paneer: Legal but not tender Beef steak: Tender but not legal 01:42 PM - 17 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 96. Siddharth Bhagwat @SidhaBhag "You're under arrest, apne haath upar kar lo" "Pehle promise karo gudgudi nahi karoge" 11:10 AM - 08 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 97. Arjun @zoomphatak When you've spent your entire life sitting on the 4th seat in local train...😢😢😢 04:12 AM - 02 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 98. J @intrinsiclutter How to spot a rich desi in Toronto: 06:12 PM - 14 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 99. dorku @Dorkstar Interviewer: What are your strengths? Me: 09:35 AM - 22 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 100. अतिशबाज़ @IamSunilPathak Curiosity has no limits. 04:27 AM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite