The Vigil Idiot Reviews "Baar Baar Dekho", The Daftest Love Story In The History Of Time (Literally)

Forget "baar baar", don't even watch this once. It's more stale than this joke.

Newbie Nitya Mehra's Baar Baar Dekho is a great-looking film. Why wouldn't it be, right? What with Sidharth Malhotra and Katrina Kaif's torsos starring as the leads. Now I don't wanna be mean or shallow, but I can't help that their abs are literally more expressive than their faces.

Having said that, they're not the real reason for the suckiness of this time-hopping saga about a girl and her douchecanoe lover. This script has less plot than an Aesop fable for seven-year-olds. Honestly, you should know you're in trouble when the best thing in your project is a promotional song about sunglasses.

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