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I Don't Care About Any Of These Photos Of Priyanka Chopra, But I Need Her T-Shirt In A Men's XL

Bear with me, all our writers are out sick today.

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Since our resident celebrity correspondent is otherwise occupied this morning, and all other second-choice writers are out sick (SURE, GUYS), it has fallen upon me to talk about these photos of Priyanka Chopra at an airport.

Viral Bhayani

I think this is the part where I critique her outfit? But, I mean, it's a black tee with black pants... What do you want me to say?

Viral Bhayani

The dude on the right could've ironed his shirt, I guess.

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Speaking of shirts, Priyanka's tee is pretty fucking cool and I wouldn't mind having it in my wardrobe, if they make it for men.

Viral Bhayani
Viral Bhayani

For the uninitiated, "iShapath" is a play on Apple product names and the Marathi phrase "Aai Shapath" (Swear on my mother).

OK wait, now I have to look it up.

It's now three minutes later, and the mission was wildly successful, you guys. It does, in fact, come in a men's version.

Don't judge me. I know this was five minutes of your life that you're never getting back, but aren't you at least glad that I got a new tee out of it?

Never mind.