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Inspired by @AksharPathak , I give you "Periodic table of Chennai elements".
2.
The word "Engineer" is derived from "Anjaneyar" (or Hanuman), who built a bridge and didn't hang around with girls. #ItAllHappenedInIndia
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Tamil student winning every duel because Hindi opponent be casting ineffectual killing curses like Avad kedavr.
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The final Godzilla movie will be shot in Chennai.They'll drive Godzilla to Saidapet bridge.It'll jump thinking water is there & die.The end.
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"Hollywood's Goundamani" is the most accurate description of Deadpool that I've ever read
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*interview* Would you like a tech role? No Management role? No Then what? Karthik in Mouna Ragam. Romantic Guest Role *phone disconnects*
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Wat.
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After seventy years I have figured out that the opposite of Kanyakumari is Marryamman.
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Ooh! @ikamalhaasan is officially on Twiiter. When someone told him it only allows 140 characters his reaction was: Okay, I'll play them all.
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Product placement for the national dress of South India (via FB)
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Sorry, your password must contain the names of eight rare minerals, thirteen types of pasta and the full lyrics of Mental manadhil.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH #GAPTUN strikes again!
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Its Deepavali. Diwali is for that cousin of yours who married a north indian and got disowned forever by your family.
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As advanced version of set dosai, I have made upset dosai.
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Also filing this under #wat
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My true feelings about Chennai / Madras. (Idea HT - @yamsivam )
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In Chennai, all auto drivers are automatically called "Anna". This is called Riksha Bandhan...
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When you eat curd rice to mourn a regrettable purchase: buyer's remorsaadham.