1. Student loans
i’ve decided that my student loans don’t spark joy
2. Bras
I think I have this whole #KonMari thing down @MarieKondo
3. Everything except for dogs and vodka
Please. If I got rid of all the shit that doesn’t “spark joy” I would be left holding my dog and a bottle of vodka. On the side of the road. The end. #MarieKondo #SparkJoy
4. Their husbands and kids
I tried the Marie Kondo method for decluttering my home and got rid of anything that didn’t spark joy. I feel really good about it but my husband and kids are ruining the moment by trying to get back inside the house.
5. Bathroom scales
I threw my scale away because it didn’t spark joy. #MarieKondoChallenge #tidyingupwithmariekondo
6. Donald Trump
Marie Kondo, Can we get rid of Trump now? The country has already spent two years thinking about it, and he doesn’t spark joy. #TidyingUp
7. Uteruses
My uterus doesn’t spark joy, how do I KonMari it?
8. Everything but wine and coffee
Decided to jump on the @MarieKondo bandwagon and only keep things in my house that "spark joy." Honestly, I don't know what all the fuss is about. Seemed pretty straightforward to me.
9. Emails
What if my whole email inbox doesn't spark joy? What do I do now Marie Kondo?
10. Romance
After watching Marie Kondo's show, I'm no longer going to keep romantic feelings towards ppl since it does not spark joy
11. Themselves
Marie Kondo: Throw it away if it doesn’t spark joy Me:
12. Nosy relatives
Relatives: So when is your marriage? Me: *Throwing them out all the while yelling* "THIS ONE DOES NOT SPARK JOY"
13. Their bills
Threw my bills away cuz they didn’t spark joy.
14. Homework
Gonna tell my professors I didn’t do the homework ‘cause it didn’t spark joy for me
15. People they follow on social media
Thinking about Marie Kondo-ing Facebook and Instagram since they seem to bring me more eye rolling frustration than joy. #DetoxofOtherPeoplesLives
16. Getting out of bed
Getting out of bed does not spark joy
17. And potentially just anyone in their lives
let’s be honest, the Marie Kondo method also applies to people in your life “do they spark joy? any emotion at all? mostly heartburn? then back into the giant mix n mingle you go”
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