Community·Posted on Jan 25, 201917 Things That Definitely, Absolutely Do Not Spark JoyThrew my bills away. They didn't spark joy.by Sabia HurleyCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Student loans Rachel Whitehurst @RachLWhitehurst i’ve decided that my student loans don’t spark joy 09:40 PM - 24 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @RachLWhitehurst / Via Twitter: @RachLWhitehurst 2. Bras Melissa schuelke @mlee3580 I think I have this whole #KonMari thing down @MarieKondo 04:15 PM - 15 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @mlee3580 / Via Twitter: @mlee3580 3. Everything except for dogs and vodka M. Hatzikonstantinou @MariaCRC Please. If I got rid of all the shit that doesn’t “spark joy” I would be left holding my dog and a bottle of vodka. On the side of the road. The end. #MarieKondo #SparkJoy 08:12 PM - 23 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @MariaCRC / Via Twitter: @MariaCRC 4. Their husbands and kids Amanda @Pandamoanimum I tried the Marie Kondo method for decluttering my home and got rid of anything that didn’t spark joy. I feel really good about it but my husband and kids are ruining the moment by trying to get back inside the house. 11:10 PM - 18 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @Pandamoanimum / Via Twitter: @Pandamoanimum 5. Bathroom scales Petty Betty @RiskyWhiskee I threw my scale away because it didn’t spark joy. #MarieKondoChallenge #tidyingupwithmariekondo 01:43 AM - 25 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @RiskyWhiskee / Via Twitter: @RiskyWhiskee 6. Donald Trump Dana Goldberg @DGComedy Marie Kondo, Can we get rid of Trump now? The country has already spent two years thinking about it, and he doesn’t spark joy. #TidyingUp 08:26 PM - 24 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @DGComedy / Via Twitter: @DGComedy 7. Uteruses Bianca Hernandez @bookhoarding My uterus doesn’t spark joy, how do I KonMari it? 02:11 AM - 25 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @bookhoarding / Via Twitter: @bookhoarding 8. Everything but wine and coffee WayfinderTarot @WayfinderTarot Decided to jump on the @MarieKondo bandwagon and only keep things in my house that "spark joy." Honestly, I don't know what all the fuss is about. Seemed pretty straightforward to me. 01:56 AM - 25 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @WayfinderTarot / Via Twitter: @WayfinderTarot 9. Emails Audrey Assad @audreyassad What if my whole email inbox doesn't spark joy? What do I do now Marie Kondo? 02:25 AM - 25 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @audreyassad / Via Twitter: @audreyassad 10. Romance Big Skib @Big_Skib After watching Marie Kondo's show, I'm no longer going to keep romantic feelings towards ppl since it does not spark joy 08:14 AM - 24 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @Big_Skin / Via Twitter: @Big_Skib 11. Themselves Annie @Annie_Michelle_ Marie Kondo: Throw it away if it doesn’t spark joy Me: 11:09 PM - 24 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @Annie_Michelle_ / Via Twitter: @Annie_Michelle_ 12. Nosy relatives (s/h) L ❄️ @minhoshe Relatives: So when is your marriage? Me: *Throwing them out all the while yelling* "THIS ONE DOES NOT SPARK JOY" 11:58 AM - 21 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @minhoshe / Via Twitter: @minhoshe 13. Their bills Ronald Funches @RonFunches Threw my bills away cuz they didn’t spark joy. 03:40 PM - 24 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @RonFunches / Via Twitter: @RonFunches 14. Homework y’all are weird @FeelingFisky Gonna tell my professors I didn’t do the homework ‘cause it didn’t spark joy for me 09:46 PM - 14 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @FeelingFisky / Via Twitter: @FeelingFisky 15. People they follow on social media Ashley Pullen @Ashley_Pullen Thinking about Marie Kondo-ing Facebook and Instagram since they seem to bring me more eye rolling frustration than joy. #DetoxofOtherPeoplesLives 12:00 PM - 25 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @Ashley_Pullen / Via Twitter: @Ashley_Pullen 16. Getting out of bed Kortney @kortneyblank Getting out of bed does not spark joy 07:25 PM - 25 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @kortneyblank / Via Twitter: @kortneyblank 17. And potentially just anyone in their lives Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin let’s be honest, the Marie Kondo method also applies to people in your life “do they spark joy? any emotion at all? mostly heartburn? then back into the giant mix n mingle you go” 10:39 PM - 14 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @aparnapkin / Via Twitter: @aparnapkin Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Here's a handy guide to help you start posting today!