1. That person who asks a question when the professor is clearly ready to end class:
You know those people that ask your professor a question right before class ends and makes your professor go on a very long winded rant? Yeah, Don't be those people.
2. And the person who reminds the professor about an assignment or paper:
the guy sitting next to me in class is deadass eating tuna rn I hate him omg
3. Group project members who don't answer emails or texts:
4. And just shitty, bare-minimum group project members in general:
When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.
5. People who ruin the curve:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t wanna help you so they can ruin the curve, just sayin 👀
6. People who are rude to the TAs or professors:
7. Or rude to other classmates:
8. People who bring smelly food (especially tuna or hard-boiled eggs) to class:
the guy sitting next to me in class is deadass eating tuna rn I hate him omg
9. People who won't stop talking loudly during class:
10. The person who hands in the test early EVERY TIME and makes everyone feel like shit:
11. The person you let borrow a pen who never returns it:
People who borrow a pen and never return it are the reason I have trust issues. In college stationery is a scarcity
12. But also, like, the people who let you borrow it and actually expect it back:

13. People who come to class when they're deathly sick and get everyone else sick:
College is hard enough without you infecting everyone. Our professor posts the slides online: stay the fuck home if you're sick.