On Saturday, the hashtag #SexEdWontTeachYou began trending on Twitter. It was basically thousands of people sharing what sex education in high school should have taught us.
Keep in mind, these people are not experts or doctors, but their advice can be pretty useful/interesting. They shared what they wish they were taught about...
1. Fingering:
#SexEdWontTeachYou That's my clitoris, no a fucking guitar hero controller
2. Moaning:
#SexEdWontTeachYou that sometimes women fake moan 😂 because
3. Hygiene:
She’s not sucking your dick bc yours balls smell like old tuna. #SexEdWontTeachYou
4. Rough play:
#SexEdWontTeachYou how to know he’s a real one
5. These four things:
#SexEdWontTeachYou how to have an open dialogue with your partner about your wants and needs. It also kind of fucking sucks on consent.
6. The alphabet method:
#SexEdWontTeachYou That Sam Kinison got it right when he was advocating for the Alphabet Method. After mastering it, you can pen masterpieces.
7. LGBTQ-related sex topics:
#SexEdWontTeachYou anything gay-related and it sucks for the many kids who don’t have any interest in straight sex.
8. Consent, pre-cum, and peeing after sex:
#SexEdWontTeachYou :Consent has to be on BOTH sides.Talking someone into sex is coercion not consent. Men can be raped too, basically anything if you’re LGBTQ+.You can get pregnant from pre-cum which is why the pulling out method doesn’t always work. Also always pee after sex!
9. Boundaries:
#SexEdWontTeachYou So many things... including how to even just have a decent relationship, how to be kind to yourself and your partner, how to create boundaries to protect yourself, all things I wish I'd been taught a lot earlier
10. Group sex:
Oh god, I wake up and #SexEdWontTeachYou is trending. OK, #SexEdWontTeachYou that, sometimes, it is more fun as a group:
11. Condoms breaking:
#SexEdWontTeachYou that men actually know when the condom breaks because the sex starts to feel so much better. Don’t let em lie to you, Queens, they know.
12. Riding and oral:
#SexEdWontTeachYou how to ride someone, how to eat pussy and vagina and ass if that is your preference. 😂😂
13. Cleaning:
#SexEdWontTeachYou how to douche your ass for anal
14. And finally, the cleanup:
#SexEdWontTeachYou which setting is best for sticky sheets.